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  1. Zombie

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    Skip that. You're that far north then go east towards the Atlantic. Looking at some prediction maps it looks like Chicago is out of any real danger but to be on the safe side if you evacuated your best bet is to head into Northeast America and then Canada.
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    If Yellowstone blows, I'm going to Mexico and have an anchor baby.
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    If I head east, I'd have to be able to walk on water - or drive on water. The number of people trying to get on the ferry from Milwaukee to ... whatever town is on the other side of Lake Michigan would ensure the damn thing will sink before making it to the other side.

    I've considered eastbound rather than southbound, I don't want to be in a northern state in a post apocalyptic world. I don't like the cold and I'm not going to be able to chop enough wood to last a day, let alone the entire winter.

    Being south would ensure a longer growing season, year round hunting and ... the water won't be frozen.

    I'm just too old to survive a harsh winter without modern comforts.
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  4. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    I think that is the key; nuggets of wisdom. I've learned stuff through the show that can apply to non prepper life. As for edible plants, put the google fu moves into action. We found a local course the other year called "eat the weeds". We took it to brush up on our skills for scouts. It was fascinating. For instance, Dollar Weed...a blood pressure reducing med / viagra.

    The architecture geek in me loves seeing them. Then I love tearing them apart with criticism. I mean really? In your basement, and so small you cant even fit in any decent sanitation system? What about air? How the hell will you get out of there is the mutant zombie bikers take over your place? You don't think they are gonna notice the door in the garage floor? The shipping container buried thing is a hoot. They are meant to bear their weight on the 4 corners. They aren't meant to bear a constant weight across the entire top, which is what happens when you bury it with no reinforcement. When not done properly most will suffer a structural failure of the roof.

    Yeah I don't get that either. Even if you've got the fuel, if it really is a mutant zombie apocalypse how in the hell are you going to be able to drive that far when every road is clogged.

    If I win the power ball you bet your ass I'm going to build one if only for shits and giggles. Plus I'll stock it with lake whores. :ramen:

    See and those are the nuggets of wisdom.

    Depends where you live. Down here there is an abundance of such vegetation and it is there year round.

    Funny that you bring that up. A lot of people say that (year round hunting). Something to consider. You and X gazillion people are all of a sudden vying for the a limited food source. Maybe 1/2 of 1% of those folks know anything about hunting. They know how damned hard hunting is. There is a shit ton of game in Florida alone, yet it is generally elusive, even the damned hogs. Now add in every yahoo under the sun going through the woods blasting at every squirrel out of desperation. Hilarity will ensue. If you want to rely on hunting skills you'll need to be in a really low population area and better know about trapping.

    As for Florida...in the event of a Mutant Zombie Biker Uprising this state is a death trap. The wang is only 135 miles wide. On the west and east coasts civilization on average extends about 20 to 30 miles inland. Tampa and Orlando are the exceptions. They sprawl. South of Orlando is Everglades country and most folks wouldnt last 6 hours there. That leaves a narrow channel about 80 or so miles east/west and 130 miles north/south north of the I-4 corridor (Tampa / Orlando) that has a relatively low population density. A million plus people living in 10,000 square miles isn't bad. A million plus people (figure that is all that survived from a major die off in the first two weeks) fleeing to that area and then trying to eek out a living in that same 10,000 square mile area...big difference. It gets even worse when you figure folks will eventually realize that they will need to get to the natural springs in the state for potable water. There aint too many of those.
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  5. Jenee

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    I'm not looking to go to Florida. Southern Texas or Mexico. and ... Texas, even in pre-apocalypse 2012 is not overpopulated. East Texas is very fertile country. Even if there is no game, being vegetarian is better than being hungry.
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    Florida's fucked once you don't have air conditioning. :bergman:

    Has everyone read One Second After?

    All this reminds me of my grandma's basement. Imagine an 8x12 basement, with one end partitioned with a cinder block wall. Supposedly grandpa believed that radiation couldn't come around a corner, so the family of five was going to wait out the apocalypse in a 8x6 room eating the canned green beans off of the walls. :lol:
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  7. Zombie

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    Radiation can't come around a corner. For this reason many bunkers have 90 degree turns in the entrance tunnel.

    Of course a cinder block wall wouldn't block radiation either unless it were several feet thick.
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    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    With modern construction Florida sure as shit is fucked once the A/C goes out. However I've been investigating architectural styles from the pioneer days. With the right construction you can make it tolerable. The key is lots of over hangs over the porches (at least 10') and breezeways. The breezeways actually create their own forced air flow. Not the greatest but tolerable even on days when there is no breeze. Plus it helps if you build the structure under or around live oaks.

    If you ready One Second After and your eyes didnt even at least moisten during that one scene, get checked out for being a sociopath. For a brighter version of events, read Lights Out.

    When it comes to radiation, Grandpa (and the farmer in The Day After) may not have been that far off. He had the right idea, but didn't take it far enough. Figure two weeks under shelter. One of the keys is to make sure all of the walls, including the ceiling are below grade. In Places like Florida you would build a shelter above ground. You just have to put 3' of earth over it (less if you have better barrier materials like concrete, metal, etc..) and slope the sides of the earth at no more than 30 degrees. In fact in a nuke situation where I live is actually one of the best places in the nation to be based on the Jet Stream and fall out and where it will be carried.

    As an FYI I got into the Nuke survival after I watched The Day After. That movie scared the shit out of me and pissed me off. Here I was, 14 years old, and could possibly be vaporized before I ever got laid!!!

    That was my motivation for spending the next several years of my teen-aged life learning all that I could about it. Yep, sex rules it all.
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    Heh, I always wondered how much truth there was to that. Still one cinder block wall wasn't much protection, now all the lead lined cans of food.... :?:
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  10. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    If you thought The Day After was scary, did you ever see the BBC's version called Threads? That movie made The Day After look like some Osmond Family Christmas Special.
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    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Oh it did. I rewatched it on YouTube last year. Quite accurate in many areas. One lesson I learned was to not live in the UK if the SHTF. I didn't need to was 28 days to figure that out.
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    Over on the TankNet site, there was an interesting thread regarding 1970s/80s war plans in the UK in the event of a nuclear attack.

    Not pretty at all.
  13. Zombie

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    By Dawn's Early Light was good too because it was an accidental nuclear war. Of course they didn't show the devastation like other movies have.

    I've been reading up on Nuke survival for years. Hell if I win the Powerball tomorrow I already know which shelters I'm buying. ;)
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    Our TOC was a connex with a sandbag covered roof, which was used as a support for another sandbag roof beside it (2x4s as beams going over to the connex beside us, plywood, then more sandbags). All our commo equipment and shit was up there as well (and some times us up there fixing it). The things can hold some weight.
  15. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Don't forget the original serious accidential nuke movie / TV show "Fail Safe". I love Dr. Strangelove, but that was a black comedy.

    Yep they can. Remember even a standard fighting position was supposed to have 18" of overhead cover. Use enough logs and they can distribute the weight.