Er... pardon me.... may we invade?

The TK Invasion Planning Committee and Knitting Society is seeking permission for a nice Saturday (s)troll through the forums, you all don't mind do you?


mm

Purl three, knit two, pass slip stitch over.

Please may I also beg kind permission, and with close moderation, to proliferate the board with annoying levels of off-topic spam, meaningless threads & cheap flames?

At the very least it may get you ONE PLACE higher at Big Boards!

Think of all the kudos that this could potentially bring to you.

I feel this peaceful invasion will benefit both boards. Viva la Troll Forge!

I think we need to see some more sex threads here too. I heard something close to that existed once? Is that true? Can I have some playmates?

Whilst your suggestion has merit, you're not at TK, and I just can't begin to bring myself to contribute in an invasion without your presence at this time.

Did you clean your shoes before you entered? We dont want to track anything nasty on the carpets now do we?


mm

I did, but I must inform you that I am wearing clogs, and not shoes.

Oh dear no.... that just wouldn't do....one does not invade ones own board.


mm

Remember to ask for proper ID. Two forms. And dont forget to pick a pocket or two.


mm

No, come on, I'm more interested in the knitting society. Aran? Picture knitting? As long as it isn't Fair Isle...

But I like it Nasty mm!

That would be Grammour Boy's department.

Yes, and protection would be a good idea as well.

You never know. The logic paradoxes alone would not only do away with the posters you've always suspected to be robots anyway, but invite the great spirit of the Shat to bless your board for all time.

goodlord, don't tell me you're wearing socks with those clogs!


mm

I am afraid that I am, and they are white ankle socks. I lost my fashion sense in a freak lawnmower accident, remember.

The witchdoctor department takes care of that.... since we dont have moderators, we need to find something for the minions to do.


mm

Besides, Shatna left after touching some kid (starguard) up, or something.

Ah. Have fun, then.

I told you not to stand there..... naughty boy!!

Oh will someone please flame me so we can keep this in the RR? Thank you so much.


mm

This thread could do with much less input from TK's official spokesman & diplomatic welcoming committee, WordInterrupted, IMHO. I think he's just resorting to insults and spammy comments in order to keep the snide undertone alive now.

Can't speak for the other mods, but no way am I moving a thread full of TKers.
Besides, you haven't ruled out Teh Evil Fair Isle, yet.

edit: to MM

Hell yeah!

*GASP* Are you insinuating I'm Wordin?



mm

ah...Well you see dear.... the knitting society is our poker club. We dont do that silly thing with yarn and needles, quite dangerous all of those long pointy things flying around. (insert youcanputsomeoneseyeout comment here)


mm

Of course not. It was a cheap gloat at his continued & seemingly permanant absence

Ah, right! Texas, Omaha, or five card stud?
[action=thelurker]hunts out the marked deck and snaps on the green eyeshade.[/action]