Exactly which one is this guy trying to sell?

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  1. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    The car.. or Her :soholy:

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  2. Ramen

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    :rotfl:

    Just kidding. :borg:
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    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    What does he want? Like $1,500? Thats a 89-91 Firebird.
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    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Does she swallow?

    The chick, not the car.
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  5. M. Bison

    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    I'm always wary of FSBO's.
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    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    If that's a 8, it friggin' swallows alright.
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    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    FSBO?
  8. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    for sale by owner
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    If I took it for a test drive, I would probably throw a rod in it right away :shrug:
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    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Why and how? That seems like an odd comment.
  11. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Meh! They didn't make any REAL Firebirds after the Second Generation.
  12. Lt. Mewa

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    I had one of those but I like Camaro's better.
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  13. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    How do you know it wasn't an '87? It looks almost exactly like the '87 I had, minus the GTA badge.
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    The flare on the door side lower lower panel leads me to believe its later than 87. I also had an 87 and I recall mine looking differnt. Also the rear spoiler and lower rear molding make me think of 89-91.

    But I will bet its not and 87.
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  15. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    My cousin had a '79 Formula 1 Firebird. Damn! That was a car!

    I was kinda glad when he sold it before some of us got hurt.
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    Rod as in a connecting rod in the engine coming apart (which happens a lot of times when an engine blows) and rod as in my cock in her vagina, NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND! ? Double meaning there :Jayzus:
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  18. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    Hmmm . . . I wonder . . .

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    Nope, not any funnier that way, either. Probably less.

    It's been something on my mind lately, what with Obama's pastor bellyaching about "Hillary ain’t never been called a ‘nigger!’ Hillary has never had her people defined as a non-person!" - I haven't heard Obama called a nigger at any major convention, but the "how do we beat the bitch?" comment about Hillary was met with howls of laughter. And throughout U.S. history white women and black women and all other women have had fewer rights than black men, with regards to property and voting and arguably self-ownership rights, been seen as less than human than black men.

    But I guess it's still A-OK & hi-larious to refer to women as non-persons. Still a long way to go for women.
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  19. Lt. Mewa

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    Have you been hanging with Rosie O'Donnell or something?! :wtf:
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  20. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    You forget one very important distinction, in that black dudes aren't the whiny ass cunts that woman are.

    You're whole argument kinda falls apart when that's thrown in.
  21. MiniBorg

    MiniBorg Bah Humbug

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    I see your point Prufrock, but then realised something and tried something of my own... (laptop comp, so no mouse, hence the rough edges... but the thought is evident!)


    Yeah, I think it works. Who WOULDN'T outgrow a thick guido?? Plus, I think he needs a beating; it looks like his face is stuck that way, only force could shape it back...