FAGGOTS...

...are for sale out in front of many supermarkets, now that the weather is getting cold enough that people are using their fireplaces.

They are available for free here, just ask an admin.

Free bassoons?!

@Christopher get in here!

http://m.interstatemusic.com/1233-F...vc:m|adp:1o1&gclid=CLnTtPyTvtACFUZlfgod1qsCsQ

Full price, this is more than the MSRP of the car I bought last year

Aren't those fags expensive? A contrabassoon easily goes for 50k

Holy shit! It's on sale for $27000?!

Best part is? One of my friends (plays in the Oregon Symphony) actually owns a contrabassoon.

Yanno, the bassoon was the one instrument I was never interested in playing in band during high school It is cool that a talented bassoonist can get a full four octaves outta it.

One of my friends played the tuba in band when we were in high school. That instrument is WAY bigger than it looks, too, and it turns out some people are too short to play it, like me.

Dude, one kid found a piccolo in his tuba after playing it for a few weeks and noticing something shiny inside.

Never knew that anyone could be too short for the tuba. A sousaphone maybe (that's the round marching tuba). You sure it wasn't that one?

I can get a full five octaves on a contrabass clarinet, and four and a half on bass and alto

That's a lie worthy of gturner as I've ever read

It's entirely possible for a person to be too short to play a contrabass clarinet w/o a stool.

Don't make me make a shitty ass recording, because I have a bass and an alto to do it with

Well, my friend was 6'2" at the time, and I was 5'8". He could play it with ease, while I couldn't even reach the mouthpiece.

PHRASING!!!

I know what I said.