Fears of quantum implosion prompt lawsuit!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by CaptainChewbacca, Mar 28, 2008.

  1. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/03/27/823924.aspx

    Now, you may think this is funny, but I assure you its no laughing matter:

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  2. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Ross Perot was right when he warned us of giant sucking sounds! :soma:
  3. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Do they fire the particles from moving conveyor belts?
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  4. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    What a way to go :)
    Being on a planet that gets ripped apart by an emerging black hole... thats probably about as cool as its possible to get.
    Thats even cooler than Top Gears favourite best way to die, which involves going through the pearly gates in a sports car thats going backwards at 200pmh and on fire :)
  5. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    I think we should hold onto "Destroyed by Black Hole of our Own Volition" in case it becomes the better option one day.
  6. Ramen

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    The question is whether you would kill yourself or become trapped at the event horizon for all eternity. :soma:
  7. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    That's okay. Captain Janeway will just go back in time and fix it.
  8. Jenee

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    I was never able to figure out that episode.
  9. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Ah, how I miss the good sci-fi episodes of SG1 from back in the early seasons. :(
  10. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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    This would make a great premise for a story.

    Too bad you wouldn't be able to finish it before the end.
  11. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    This is why we haven't hear from ET's yet!

    They all reach this level of particle physics tech, and *KABOOM*

    In fact, the entire Universe may have already been destroyed...there could be wavefront of strange mater conversion or a collapse of the false vacuum approaching us at the speed of light even now. Maybe multiple wavefronts approaching from different directions!

    But since it's coming at us at light speed, we just won't know it's here until it's too late...

    Then Bruce Willis won't be able to nuke it in time. :omg:
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    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    I'd become trapped in my Andromeda-class heavy cruiser near the event horizon, and 300 years would go by for the outside world (but just the blink of an eye for me) before I was rescued by a low-rent salvage operation.

    Of course the known universe would have crumbled into chaos in the interim, and the Systems Commonwealth would no longer exist to bring peace, order, and prosperity to its members. So I'd recruit a rag-tag team from the salvage crew, plus a mercenary and a deadly but peaceful Magog preacher, and go about refounding the Systems Commonwealth with my hot ship's avatar.

    :salute:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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  15. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    If you remember, some of the scientists on the Manhattan Project weren't positively sure that a nuclear detonation wouldn't ignite the planet's atmosphere in a fusing chain reaction and burn it up, or some damn thing like that.
  16. Linda R.

    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    Argh, isn't it 'Time for Yesterday' that uses that plot device?
    Got to admit, the possibility bugs the hell out of me. :soma:
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  17. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    Unless you miscalculated and created the deadly 'nappy-headed' variety of black ho.

    Then again, astrophysicist John Archibald Wheeler once stated that "Black holes have no hair."