I could go for the love child of Brian and Allison who got the worst of both worlds: the awkwardness of Brian and the creepy pathological lying of Allison. Or if we were going to go for hybrids of characters, he combines the lack of authority of Carl the janitor with the pompousness and cluelessness of Assistant Principal Vernon.
Yeah, that's just fucking obnoxious and it's the type of stuff that made Trek the butt of toxic fandom jokes for years. No Trek show will appeal to all fans--I got a buddy of mine who loathed DS9 and considered it more misogynistic than Voyager. Coming from a Hollywood exec that's part of Time's Up.....oof. But when she explain why she thought that, it makes sense (the Curzon/Jadzia thing doesn't get dragged nearly as much as it should be for Curzon's boner ragebooting Jadz out the Symbiote program). Meanwhile young kids are really digging Enterprise for God knows what reason I've gotten a comment on FFN from a fifteen year old who found my now-17 year old fic on a Tumblr rec list of all places. Ye Gods! So....yeah.