Finally it happened near me

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Tererune, Aug 28, 2014.

  1. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    :bye:
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  2. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    It posted it here:

    http://wordforge.net/index.php?thre...-i-dont-introduce-myself-i-am-tererun.104620/

    I'm scared.
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  3. Volpone

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    :rotfl: :techman:
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  4. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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  5. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    Must've been from one of those 60 straw bales he had on his Silverado.

    That's right, hay smack, don't fuck with me.
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    I'll admit it's been quite a while since I hauled any, but I'm having a hard time picturing 60 bales of hay physically fitting into the bed of a full size pickup. Seems that you'd have to stack it pretty damned high to fit that many. :huh:
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  7. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Don't give water to them bastards. They got plenty swimming the river to get here illegally. Here they get doped up and crash into people and then skip back to Mexico before trial.
  8. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    TL; DR.
  9. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Dude, he drives a Chevy. :dayton:
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  10. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    So it doesn't matter how many hay bales you stack in it, because it's just going to break down anyway.
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  11. Jenee

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    I wouldn't have a clue how many 60 bales of hay would fit in the back of a pick up ..., well, maybe if I wanted to put any effort into thinking about it, but I have seen some pickups piled ridiculously high with hay bales - had to wonder how they got them that high because standing on top top catch and place 'the next one' would topple the entire stack. Then these morons drive them down the road!
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  12. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Wow, I was expecting some bitching from the right, but thanks guys. Don't think I do that sort of things for some mexicans working in the fields. I do it for the response from my village idiots. I am a realist, and a case of water and an apology are a nice thing, and I do hope that perhaps it brightened those mexican's day, but I am aware it probably did not. However, it sure seemed to piss a bunch of you off, and made the right people find my presence so putrid they said bye. Oh, and you should see what sort of aggravation it caused the locals commenting on the news article. I swear, you would have thought I beat a bunch of kittens, babies, and puppies to death with the dead body of jesus. Seriously I am a sick and trwisted individual in trhe mind of the good christian folk for giving some hard working farmhands some water. The westboro baptists don't give this good a backlash.

    Oh, and thanks for the notice boys. As long as my behavior pisses off certain types of people I know I am doing something right. I give the same warning I always do to the conservative right, please do send my your hate bomb s. I love it. It makes me feel warm and goey inside. It is like a hot warm cupcake. To those who wonder why I bother with the unteachable assholes, this is the reason. Their rabble is like energy to me. Yes, I know they will never stop because their egos are so in need of hearing them spout their hate they would collapse and have top look at the reality without people like me. You see, if I am not here to hate on, or other so called libtards for that matter, they would start eating themselves, and though their cannibalism would be a great happiness for me, I am aware of troll rule number one. Someone will always feed them, so I do when I am hungry.
  13. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    ^ yawn.

    Trying too hard
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  14. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    That is too bad because I explained how to make unlimited energy from a glass of water in there. But since you did not read it you cannot say I just lied.
  15. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Not really, it will just cause a lot of bullshit insults from all the right wing people who are angry because they are too chicken to do anything to stop people from doing stuff like that. I tend to find that loudmouths find a scared person to go after. In the case of the original problem the locals never actually touched any of the mexicans b ecause they would have gotten their asses kicked. Instead they called the police and had them harass the mexicans for them. The reasons why bigots hate things like equal opportunity laws and protections against discrimination is because it allows people to dig them out of their holes and shine a light on their activity and that scares them to death. Look at paula dean. The woman used nigger in regular conversation and she mostly knew better than to let it out in public. But she got dug out of her hole pretty damned fast and it toppled her empire. Modern bigots are pretty unimpressive until they start squirming in the light.
  16. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    But how would I piss off the right if I did that? Some people are super stars and can piss off the right just by breathing like Obama, and some of us do not have camera crews following us around so we have to advertise.

    Now I would agree with you that it is pretty boring, but it got three pages of bitching from the village hate squad, and it is still going. I think I have shown that I got a lot of reaction from very little effort. What was that about keeping it to myself? Perhaps you would have been happier thinking I was not out there being nice to the migrant workers?
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  17. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Somebody doesn't know her audience.
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  18. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Yeah, I am aware they are pretty much standard fodder, which is why I am so quiet.
  19. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    TLDR
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  20. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Grout's "Adios" was from boredom, not anger. I've read your posts and considered providing a translated reader's-digest summary, but trying to find a single salient thought is like wrestling a greased pig. I gave up out of exhaustion.
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  21. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Yes yes, I have heard all of these excuses before. The reality is you cannot keep from responding because my opinion matters to you. That is why I am the princess and you are my village of idiots. Don't worry, I care for you also because without your whining how would I know I am so great?
  22. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Better. More focused.
  23. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    This may be the most pathetic attempt to troll in the history of WF.
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  24. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    No, that honor still belongs to Skrain.
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  25. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    I think Rerun has potential. Gay, trans, bi, multiple personalities, whatever. Small town Alabama. Could be delicious material here, we just have to mine it.
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  26. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Maybe it's here asking for help in its weird little way. We can help it be a better troll. Or at least we can help it die in a fire.
  27. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Change the gender and thats the exact shit Castle would come out with. Christ, where do you guys get this unoriginal bullshit? Is there a big yellow help book out there - 'trolling for dummies??
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  28. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I love toys that do not require batteries.
  29. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    So does my nephew, he's just turned one years old. :shrug:
  30. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Which is too bad, because there are plenty on the social left here, myself included, who would respect the first motive a lot more.