First Annual Forgie Awards Gala Event!

Alright! We've had quite a night so far! Three winners already, most of them already expected! (I feel sorry for those losers that tried to go against majority opinion on these!)

Now it's time for a commercial break, but we'll be right back with more winners here on WordForge!

(The First Annual Forgie Awards are sponsored by The National Association for the Killing of Hoboes and the National Group for the Defense from Undead Zombies)

*cue applause*



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And we're back!


Introducing my co-host, Jenna!

She'll be announcing the next event! 'cause I couldn't brag.

Give a big round of applause to JENNA!!

Hi Jenna!

*SLAPS SELF*

Stop that.....

Hi everyone! Every year WF is graced with new people, some are a positive addition while others eat away at the board like cancer. *cough* Anyway I am here tonight to introduce the Noob of the Year!

In our runner up spot we had a tie. It was Mrs. Flow and Ash!!! Yay!

And our winner is TKO.

Thankies, Jenna! Thanks!
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I'll go on like the superstars do:
Thank you everyone, WordForge, mommy and daddy, sis, Tiger, my teddy bear, all the people that look at me funny, my post count, yay!

And now we'll move on to announcing some other exciting categories before again continuing with a commercial break!

The next category was an incredible battle. It was close the entire time! It was closely contested by two incredible posters, both very well-known and both with extreme debating skills.

Yep, you guessed it! BEST DEBATER OF 2006!

Our top two nominees are:

• Paladin
• Asyncritus

:winner:

Alright!

It's midnight for me, so the studio will close until morning!

Check back tomorrow for some more exciting Forgie action!

We'll leave you with this commercial break, and we'll see you in the morning!

*Cue Applause*

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Are random Teds running into your house and tearing up your keyboard? Are you tired of telling them that their lives don't suck as bad as they think they do? Do you just want to yell at them, grab their keyboards and break them on their heads?
No?

Good. 'Cause this kitty is so tired that she's out of good commercial ideas.

Good night, everyone! We'll continue this tomorrow!





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>< Paladin's the Master Debator? Huh?

And now for the Sudden But Inevitable Musical Number:

(To the tune of "Car Wash")

Ooh ooh
You might not ever get repped
But let me tell ya it's better than bein' a schlep
There ain't no tellin' who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even a police chief

(Postin')
At the Word Forge
Postin' at the Word Forge, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Wordforge)
Sing it with the feelin' ya'all
(Wordforge, girl)

Ooh!

Some of the words gets kinda hard
This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a 'tard
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the Mods don't mind sometimes if you act the fool

At the Wordforge
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the Wordforge, girl
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me
(Wordforge)
Oooh oooh oooh
(Wordforge, girl)

(Post and post)
Well, those threads never seem to stop humming
(Post and post)
Keep those boobs and reputation coming
(Post and post)
My fingers to the bone
(post)
Postin' till it's time to go home

(Hey, Albert riled up today)
Tell him how to deposit hit pay
Come on and give Arcade a play
(Gimme rep, right away)

(The Wordforge)
Talkin' 'bout the Wordforge
Wordforge, girl
Come on, ya'all, let's sing it with me
(Wordforge)
Sing it with feelin', ya'all
(Wordforge, girl)

Whoa whoa whoa whoa
(Wordforge)
Threads don't seem to stop humming
What'd I say
Keep those reps and teh bewbies coming
(Wordforge)
Let me tell you, it's always cool . . .





That's what you get for leaving me in here alone with my ITunes exposed...

Yep.

I'll never be a Master Debater the way Paladin is a Master Debater. I admit it. I hope I at least gave him some stiff competition, but you really have to give him a hand: He always comes out ahead.

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If only, buddy.

I draw them in paint, then open them into a cheap photo editing program and do the shading and any special background patterns.

Steady hands.

My two paint tools are the line tool and the circle tool.

That's almost all I ever use. (Except for the paint bucket, of course.)

Are there more?

No...you didn't win anything.

And we're back! We're ready to announce the next category.

This one had one completely indisputable winner. He was most nominated for a single category, receiving 18 nominations. Once he was in the poll, he dominated the votes almost entirely. While others could not top 12% of the vote, this person got 56% of it!

We're talking about the MOST IMPROVED POSTER of 2006!

:winner:

This next category was tied for a long time, and I really don't understand why. I'm talking about BEST SIGNATURE!

Our three main nominees are:

• Miniborg
• TKO
• Sokar

After finally managing to get enough voters to break the tie, we have a winner!


:winner:

Now for a quick word from our sponsors:
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Alright! Well said, sponsors!

It's time for our next category!

BIGGEST DRAMA QUEEN OF 2006!!

Again, one person had absolute dominance! Everyone is always talking about how Uncle Albert and actormike are drama queens, and how Tasvir explodes at the sight of the slightest insult! They all had a good amount of votes, but this one just beat the hell out of everyone!

:winner:

Alright! That's enough drama for one day! *scattered laughter* We'll continue this after this commercial break:

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Subliminal messages:

Kitties are cute like [Eliteforge]. Sometimes I like to go to the pet store and [Eliteforge] with the kitties. They like to be petted, especially little [Eliteforge]. He's really cute. One day, I'm going to buy one and name him [Eliteforge]. Isn't that nice?

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And we're back!!
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Space Pirates?

Hmmm...

I like space...

And I like pirates...

How can I lose?!

It just keeps happening! One person dominating an entire category! But this time, we've got a person who's already won once... and he wants to do it again!

MVP OF THE RED ROOM 2006:

:winner:

.....nothin?

Wow, I had a crappy year.

* Chuck showed up late

* Chuck is dressed for the occasion

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edit:

[action=Chuck]just noticed his shoes don't match [/action]

[action=Elwood]crashes in the back door wearing a Toga with an untied bow tie hanging around in his neck.[/action]

Ssssh! I'll just take a seat riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight here....

[action=Elwood]slumps over a seat on the back row.[/action]

Alright, TOGA MAN!! YEAH!!



Well, my internet died last night I mean... err... we had technical problems and could not transmit anything from the network!! That's it! Yeah! Technical problems! Alright. We're ready to announce the next category!

Who's the one person that can have a tantrum like an entire army of rabid monkeys? Who can have an outrage so strong, so insane, that they'd be voted BEST MELTDOWN OF 2006?


:winner: