For those of you who are employed, what is it you do for a living

I'm a smoker, I'm a joker, I'm a midnight toker

Day job = RPO Senior Recruiter

When I'm not working my day job = author, film maker, paranormal researcher, lecturer, radio show host.

I am the eggman, I am the walrus.

Director of a ski and snowboard school - get, bit stomped and trampled by the meanest,most ugly of mind and spirit, bucket headed creatures God ever created - snowboard instructors ....er I mean I feed and clean up after horsies!!!!

Nurse for the elderly. I've recently started an additional training for end-of-life care.

As of ten days ago, Bi-vocational Preacher.

Professionally awaiting retirement.

So........just putting this out there........can you score me some morphine? I know once people get terminal they get on it since having to quit is a moot point anyway. Just sayin'

Teacher/winery owner.

I'm a Director of Finance at a cable company. I do revenue modeling, forecasting and analysis. God, I'm falling asleep as I type my boring ass job description.

I fell asleep reading it

You work at a cable company? You are Satan!!

I assist in the creation of 'evil grey navy warships'. The ones that send Cruise missiles to end some poor janitor's existence 'cause AAA gave the Navy an old road map to punch into the guidence computers.

Well that's interesting, I work on 'evil grey navy warships'. Actually I'm an Integrated Test Engineer, I make sure all the work performed on ships is properly tested by the organization doing the work. As a fringe "benefit", I regularly go on sea trials when overhauls are completed. It's kinda funny being one of those undeerway civilians I used to give strange looks to when I was active duty.

I am not Satan just because I work for the cable company. I will , however, admit to being a minion.

Pretty much same as before (freelance writing/reviewing/puff pieces of porn sites), except I do more editing than reviewing now-a days.

Uh huh.

Only half true. You're hardly here at all anymore.

I HATE when that happens - BTW I resent being called a "janitor" I'm a custodial engineer.
I was torn between short-order cook, brain surgeon or international double-naught spy when I was a young man.

Or, at this moment, a crippled shitbag.

'Bus boy', got it

I also maintain websites/do other support stuff for two local nonprofits.

You would know.

So you're a gasbag as well as a liar.

College media adviser and online news entrepreneur.

Fixt dat fer ya

Alternative Energy Construction Consultant.
Owner of Custom Kitchen Cabinet Design & Manufacturing Company.
Owner of Heavy Construction Company.
Board Member at various construction companies.
Owner of a small ranch in Southern Alberta.

The last one is the most fulfilling. And the one I hope to retire too soon.

Class-A CDL Driver.. Haz-Mat endorsement.

chem/bio tutor, plasma donator, guinea pig for medical experiments, focus group participant, and occasional maid.