Start the 80's synth riff! They'll put the sausage on top The mozzarella is nice Free pizza's not gonna stop She's got Lady Chinky eyes
The cashier was a douche, no doubt. But to put the receipt on Twitter and then act shocked that reporters are wanting interviews and claiming she has nothing else to say is just plain disingenuous. Particularly coming from a journalist.
Lady... Chiiiinky Eyes! Jumped out the closet and yelled, "Supplies!" Lady... Chiiiiinky Eyes! You'll love the taste of the lice that she fliiii-iiiiieessss!