Free pizza for life - Chinky Eyes

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  1. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    And 20 minute or less service, I'll bet...

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  2. Uncle Albert

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    Every receipt I've ever gotten might have had some stupid little jab like that in it. I wouldn't know, because I don't search them for reasons to be outraged. Then again, it wouldn't be newsworthy if a white guy was insulted, anyway.
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  3. Chuck

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    It was a dumb thing for the cashier to do. It isn't smart to do that stuff to your customers.
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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Could be worse:

    LADY SIDEWAYS VAG
  5. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Not to excuse the idiot employee or anything, but the communications manager of a journalism organization should not be surprised by what happens when something that has all the hallmarks of a high-readership story breaks.
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  6. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    That's a damned, dirty lie.
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    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    I would point out that apparently all she did was to post it to her Twitter account (which I'm guessing has her real name on it -- brilliant idea there amirite), but it could well be that she knew that newspaper people were following her account.


    New Topic: "ProPublica" -- another case of the GenericInnocuousName cancer that is sweeping our nation's corporations and special interest groups? I say yes. I also say pro-POO-blee-Kah because the -a sends me into Spanish mode.
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  8. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    No, they find me quite handily. I go out of my way to avoid stupid shit that annoys me, which is why I rarely go out or interact with people.
  9. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    They should have called it ProPublican. :yes:
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    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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  12. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I'd never have guessed. :lol:
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  13. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    How dare she get offended by horrible racisim??!?!?

    In fact, SHE's the racist because she pointed out the racism. Because racism is just a joke, but pointing out racism is racist!!!!
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  14. shootER

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    Dumb move on the clerk's part, but I can't imagine that somebody working for ProPublica was "surprised" that something like this took off once she put it on Twitter.

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    She deserves a lot more slander than what she received for eating a Papa John's pizza. :yuck:
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  16. Ramen

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    Eh. I liked the Old Dominos better, to be honest. Spicing up the crust pissed me off.

    But I don't eat from them, either. You want a good pizza?

    Get in your car. Drive until you see a sign that says "PIZZA".

    That's it. Just "PIZZA" Nothing else.

    That simple. You'll be like "well, who makes it?"

    People who know how to make good pizza, that's who. :yes:

    You're welcome. :bailey:
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  17. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Fixed. :bailey:
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  18. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I bet you'd like a pizza that action, eh?

    Come on you would. You know you would. ;)
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  19. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Give your posts I am not even remotely surprised.
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  21. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    So, will the next Dominos ad have "hungry eyes", but changed to "chinky eyes"?

    ...or, d'ya think M&Ms still has that song licensed?
  22. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    And oh, yeah, right!
    Their ads say to mail them a photo if you get a shitty pizza, and they'll put it in the next ad, and apologize, and shit...
    So...does the "chinky eyes", receipt count?
    Will that little chef dude bawl, and commit hari-kari y'think?
  23. Uncle Albert

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    So you all know, you just missed a private performance of "chinky eyes" in my living room.
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  24. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Lady Chunky Thighs
    Lady Shake n' Fries
    Lady Super Size


    man, I see an avalanch of parody in this situation.
  25. Chuck

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    [YT="turning japanese?"]gEmJ-VWPDM4[/YT]
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  26. $corp

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    I've been meaning to cook you,
    Chop suey with rice on the side,
    Though my penis is under-sized
    You are, in my Honda tonight

    With theeese Chinky Eyes,
    My sunglasses can't even disguise these,
    Chinky Eyes
    I have three degrees and take violin on the siiiiiiide.
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  27. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Are you accusing a victimafrican-American of racism? How DAHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRR YEWWWWWWWW!
  28. Clyde

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    Huh, another odd comment about racism and joking... :chris:
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  29. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    See, if it'd been Skin, it would have had a racist comment that made no sense.

    "Lady Spoony Head" or "Lady Pointy Ears" or something. Just for the :wtf: factor.
  30. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    She's kind of cute, I'd have gone with Lady [YT="Sexy Eyes!"]w1Bm7H0JCw0[/YT]

    :shades: