Fucking Dodge...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Volpone, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    OK. As you may already know, I've been a bit pissed with Dodge for discontinuing the Avenger.

    And I was sorely disappointed with them when they brought back the venerable Charger as a sedan.:rolleyes:

    I mean, it isn't a terrible car, but it isn't a Charger. If they wanted to do a beefy sedan with that modern Dodge grille, they should've come up with a different name.

    But I was starting to cope with it. Oh, there's no way in Hell I'd buy one, but I was less and less horrified and disgusted by it.

    Of course now, for 2008, they've brought back the Avenger. As a sedan. And it is only available as an automatic transmission. And it looks like a littler version of the Charger. :ualbert:

    Someone must die. :garamet:
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Saw a new Avenger yesterday. Took me a second to figure out what it was...looks like a 90% scale Charger.

    :shrug: I thought it looked pretty good.
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  3. Starguard

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    I'd love to get my hands in the new Camaro thats due out soon, but for $30,000 thats a little more than I can afford. What I REALLY want "and will probably end up getting" is the new 2006 Ford Mustang GT. (All Black 300hp V8 w/5-speed Manual Trans) :)

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  4. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Chevy killed the Camaro. :bang:

    [edit: I have no link, this may just be hearsay.]
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  5. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    It's no worse than what pontiac did... :garamet:

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    :jayzus: :cry:
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  6. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    As an aside, I think my dreamcar is pretty safe from a butcher job remake.

    :D

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  7. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    So this thread is the automotive equivilent of saying "Han shot first", right?
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    ^^How does German porn enter into this?
  9. ehrie

    ehrie 1000 threads against me

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    Well this thread turned out different. Here I was thinking we were to be regaled with stories about Volpone's new boytoy.
  10. Caboose

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    Crybaby. Two doors are so last decade.

    ;)

    Strap into an SRT-8 and hang on, this car will boogie. :yes:
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  11. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Have you seen the pics for the Ford Interceptor concept?

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    [quagmire]Goooo....![/quagmire]
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  13. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    No, they're just designed for men who don't like taking it up the poop chute.



    And I'd take my Ram Air 429 CobraJet over that.... thing on the 1/4 anyday.
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  14. Darkening

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    How much horsepower does the cobrajet have?

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    520bhp
  15. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Why spread shit like this? It's not even true!
  16. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Okay so I went and looked up your 'British' Car.


    Hmmm... So it appears to have a real engine... I am forced to change my opinion. It is not gay like Storm's Miata, merely metrosexual like Evenflow's Jetta.
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  17. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Yeah, because it's realistic that you're ever gonna own that quarter of a million dollar car.
  18. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    And costs $255,000.
  19. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    At least the new Mustangs look like Mustangs again.

    Other than that, designers have forgotten what "muscle cars" are supposed to look like.
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  20. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I like the current Pontiac GTO. My brother in law has one. That car hauls serious ass.
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  21. Darkening

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    £174,000 and when did chaos turn in to a big old cunt?

    also it's the Vanquish S not the 2001 model.
  22. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I wasn't aware that I had! :huh: Perhaps you're taking something I said far more seriously than it was intended? I certainly wasn't trying to piss you off.

    :shrug: In the US that car costs $255,000. Yahoo's currency converter says that's 127,000 British pounds.
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    Eh. The only good Dodges are trucks these days, and I'm not duking it out in rush hour traffic driving a fucking Power Wagon.

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  24. The Saint

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    Pff. Any car that expensive... they should just call it:

    2007 Aston Martin :dayton:

    2008 Jaguar :doh:

    2007 Bentley :turd:
  25. Ancalagon

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    Actually, there might be something to it. There have been rumors for months that Ford was making a 4-door mustang, which have caused riots in the Mustang and Muscle Ford community. So much trouble that Bill Ford made a statement that the Mustang was a 2door pony car, and would be so as long as there was a Ford Mo Co to make it.

    Then Ford comes out with a 4door sedan based on the Mustang platform... :chris:
  26. GuiltyGear

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    Boo Mustangs... can't get myself to like them.

    Then again, I'd rather have a car that functions in all weather (like snow) and won't get pulled over by every cap that sees me.
  27. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    As for the Ford Mustang, it is still a pretty cool car, but these days the only people I know personally who have them and go nuts over them are chicks. In my mind it's kind of a chick car. :shrug:
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  28. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Mustangs don't really do much for me because everybody around here seems to have one.

    The exception to that is my friend's Roush Mustang. That car looks sweet. He bought it as an Air Force retirement gift to himslef and it looks very similar to this one:
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  29. Uncle Albert

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    Never understood the "everybody has one" consideration. Is it a practical machine for transporting you and your shit around, or a piece of fucking costume jewelry? Yeah, everybody has one. That means chances are good that the guy at the parts store, salvage yard, or garage will have heard of the vehicle. I see this as a good thing.
  30. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    In the case of sports cars, it's the latter. Nothing practical about them (as you've stated on numerous occasions).

    I agree with you if you're talking about trucks, jeeps or other "practical" cars. If I'm going to spend the money for a "toy" like a sports car, I don't want to buy the exact same car that everybody else is buying. :shrug:
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