Leaving aside the decisions they were made that resulted in this commercial, EXTRA Mild?!?!? That’s a contradiction in terms first off. Secondly HOW IS MILD TOO SPICY FOR YOU PEOPLE?!?!? https://x.com/exilegrimm/status/1733594135276163328
Not everyone can handle a lot of spice. Or any. It's not our fault. That said, Old El Paso mild taco seasoning tastes like nothing powder. Can't even imagine extra mild.
Liking spicy foods is sadistic. You are literally causing your body pain, which triggers a release of endorphins and dopamine. You can get the same sensation from smashing one of your fingers with a hammer, and that's zero calories and you won't have a spicy butthole the next day.
I bought some Taco Bell taco seasoning last week and my ass was shitting fiery loose turds for 12 hours straight. Wasn't even that spicy. Good to know even Taco Bell-adjecent retail products will give your butthole a taste of hell.
*masochistic Sadism is deriving pleasure from the pain of others. Masochism is deriving pleasure from your own pain.
Spicy ends up being a macho pain thing for certain types of spices. The spice of peppers does not bring much more than pain to the meal. Vinegar is awesome. sour things like limes can be great. Onions, chives, and leak can be good spices. wasabe certainly has a taste to it.
sour cream is not a spice, it is a disgusting form of rotten milk that should be dumped in a toxic waste dump where it belongs. It is one of the few things that makes me vomit if it has been anywhere near my food. If I ever need to have my stomach pumped I do not need a hospital, just a mexican restaurant to give me a spoonful of the stuff and I will vomit until my anus pops out my mouth.
I don’t know but I do know that if you have just cooked and/or eaten some spicy food you should go at your hands with some GOJO before attempting to resolve the issue yourself.
At my first internet meat up one of the guys made chili and then washed his hands and dissapeared. We were all wondering where he was until we heard the screaming of the girl and guy he was having a threesome with. Just regular old soap does not do the job. However, the three of them did discover a new bdsm activity they enjoyed.
Don't you use your tongue too? You're torturing it to induce a release of those hormones. It doesn't have to be your finger. Just take a disinfected steak knife and cut yourself a little.
No kink shaming in the Red Room. If I smash one of my fingers with a hammer, there's significant risk of injuring my finger or hand. I need my fingers and hands for touching stuff, holding stuff, and occasionally throwing stuff. Capsaicin just tricks my mouth into thinking it's been horribly burned without causing any actual injury. Hot sauce (or my go-to, red pepper flakes), is low enough in calories and used in small enough quantities that it makes sense to just round it down to zero. Hot sauce burns my mouth and eyes, but anywhere else it just makes it numb. Without going into too much detail about the particular issues I experience with my digestive tract, numbness is usually an improvement.
Yes, but I haven't reached the intersection of spicy food and my clarinet reed yet. That's not true; I did play Habeñera from Carman a couple concerts ago and it sizzled
Is Old El Paso not also basically kids food in the US? Looks like this flavour was one we got from Canada where it's been available for years.
Thank you for this video from a few years ago and I'm glad we can join together in celebrating it calling out climate change denying right wingers for the idiots they are.
Sure it ain’t the Brits giving you that stuff? https://bsky.app/profile/bobbylewis.bsky.social/post/3ki63oulrve2f
