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  1. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    GREENWOOD, Del. - A crook looking for some dough got served up something else when trying to hold up a pizza shop in Delaware on Friday.

    Delaware State Police said they are searching for a man who attempted to rob Stargate Pizza in Sussex County, and only fled after the owner flung pizza at him.

    Officials said they received a call about the incident in Greenwood at 10:30 p.m.


    PENNSYLVANIA BOY, 13, ACCUSED OF KILLING LITTLE BROTHER DURING 'COPS AND ROBBERS'

    The owner told troopers that while he was closing his business for the night, a man with a machete approached him and demanded money.


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    A man attempted to rob a pizza shop in Delaware with a machete on Friday, only to have the owner throw a pizza at him, according to state police.

    "The store owner advised the suspect that he did not have any money and threw a pizza at him, causing the suspect to flee," state police said.

    The suspect then ran from the scene and got into a vehicle, driving off northbound on Sussex Highway.




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    PENNSYLVANIA BOY, 13, ACCUSED OF KILLING LITTLE BROTHER DURING 'COPS AND ROBBERS'
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    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    I have never in my life needed a gun. However, a pizza is something I could have used millions of times.

    No one but complete morons would contribute to people who ran around trying to give guns to people in need, but we all would consider donating to a service that brought free (good) pizza to needy people.

    Well, maybe except for @Jenee who IIRC has some weird hatreds of beloved foods.
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