Granite State Goes Gay As New Hampshire Governor Signs Civil Union Bill

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  1. AdaptationNation

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  2. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Yes, so many people respect the sanctity of marriage. That explains why the divorce rate is fifty percent.

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  3. JUSTLEE

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    I wonder how many people are moving. Birds of a feather and all that.
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    New Hampshire?
    That's right next door to us!
    Awww, godDAMN it, we're surrounded now.
    Gays to the left of us, Somalians flying/boating in to the right of us.
    I'm gonna have to go up to Canada to get my white hetero homogeneity.
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  6. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    NAh. Just kill 'em. Bring out the bang-zapper gun and blast away.
  7. Liet

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    Are you sure about that?
  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Dammit!!
    Fenced in!!

    *Launches escape pod*
  9. Liet

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    Um, Diacanu:

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  10. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    How long did it take Liet to look up NH's residency requirements?
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    About thirty seconds longer than you? ;)
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    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    First I had to make sure Mrs.A was cool with moving. UA also farts in bed, but at least he'll give you a reacharound to make up for it.
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    brudder1967 this is who we are

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    Well that's Fabulous!!!

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  14. Lethesoda

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    Ah yes... our plan is commencing.

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  15. enlisted person

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    Do you have to go through NH to get from Boston to Maine? or is that Vermont? I want to visit Maine my next time up.
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Either/or.
    New Hampshire is easier to come up through.
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    I'm afraid you better call off the trip. You can't hold your breath the whole way through NH, and the chance of catching gay is just too high. :no:
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  18. JUSTLEE

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    Gaydar would be near useless since it would be overloaded with too many targets.

    Although a heat seeking missile would work really well.

    :bergman:
  19. Diacanu

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    Well, if he floored it once he got out of Mass, kept his windows shut, and had the vents on recirculated air, he could make it.
  20. enlisted person

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    Yep, I might be tempted to stop and take a quickie in the ass :lol:
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    Because Massachusetts is so much less gay than New Hampshire? ;)
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  22. gul

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    Erm, you may want to consult a map on this one.

    Unless you are saying New Hampshire is so damn awful that EP should drive through Vermont to Canada, then loop above New Hampshire and back down into Maine.
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  23. marathon

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    How much NH separates MA and ME, like 10 miles tops?
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  24. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Not sure about the mileage, but there isn't much other than the state liquor store and Portsmouth, both of which are worthy destinations.
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  25. Patch

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    ^ Very truthful, that and a little porn shop in Portsmouth if you jump off 95 and go round the circle to 4W.
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    My eyes always glaze over at the circle as my booze hounding instincts kick in. There's something there other than the liquor store?
  27. Patch

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    For everyone doggin' the great Granite State:


    FUCK YA...in the ass!

    For the fact that NH is getting homosexual civil unions, I know some people who will be quite pleased and others still who will feel patronized. Until they get actual marriages some of them will never be happy and even then it will piss of more straights. Can't win really.
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    Yep, porn. That should still be a high priority, even for a booze hound.
  29. marathon

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    All unions should be equally valid civil unions insofar as they pertain to rights, law, government, IRS, etc.

    Terms like marriage should be solely church based and mean nothing legally.
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  30. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I tend to think that should solve the problem. But then I wonder sometimes about the folks so up in arms about the term marriage, and wonder whether there might be some other issues.