Guy asked 13 different gay-owned bakeries to make a cake opposing gay marriage, guess what happened

And this is the part where you use your superior understanding of the bible to refute him with chapter and verse, right?

Right?

You don't have to go back to the Bible. You can just use the Koran. The baker is required to execute the customer and then track down the customer's partner and kill them too. Finding a fix in a particular interpretation from one religion doesn't solve the general problem, which is that we used to be willing to leave each other alone, but now everyone has to think and act exactly the same - or severe punishments must be applied.

That is nice and all, but you are making shit up. Not in the traditional way theough, so I will give you some points for creativity. Weddings are about the couple. No one puts on a wedding cake Gay marriage sucks because the wedding is about joining a couple. The problem you are having is that there is no special straight cake, so you have to manufacture one which goes beyond the boundaries of what gays want. A homosexual wedding cake would at most only have the names of the couple, and may not even have words at all.

Your example here would be appropriate if people were going around asking christian bakeries to make a cake that says jesus sucks, or some sort of insult to christianity. Now if fuckwad the honkey douchebag wants to call up and ask a bakery to make a jesus sucks cake then we might have something to talk about. Otherwise, for hateful things like this bakers do advise you to put your own words on their cake. I would not expect a straight bakery to make a cake that says gays suck, although they might.

Now do take your stupid ass and kick it for me. Next time try to actually argue a similar point. Of course bakeries (Straight and gay) are not going to want to put offensive things on a cake, and gay marriage is not offensive. It is not an insult. That is why your idea does not work and is stupid.

believe me honey, there are no homosexuals trying to touch your food. What would that be like anyway? You just have some random gay person come up and touch your food.

However, thinking about it there are a lot of gay people in food prep. If you are worried about them touching your food it is probably a good idea not to eat out. Oh, and some of the stock people at the supermarket might be gay so perhaps you should farm your own food so you can eat gay free. Because you never know when one of us faggot is gunna get you with teh gay.

I was going to say something about how if they are not real christians then christians should stand up and tell them. That is normally what would be appropriate, but I have seen a lot of the loving christians making sure they are heard nowadays. Since they seem to be changing I agree we must recognize there is nothing christ like or christian about the hatred. There are false christians. Though they may not judge, I certainly will.

There is an interesting thing I have noticed about them. They do fuck with gays more than trans people. It is not a recognized marriage in the ban states if a man who transitioned to a woman legally wants to marry, or is married to a woman. The transperson's ability to get married has never been stopped. They have made methods to allow trans people to change their identified birth gender on legal documents. The argument over bathrooms is only for people transitioning because once you are the opposite gender via surgery you are legally able to use the bathroom of your true gender in every state. It seems as long as there is commitment to the gender norm they do not really get in the way that much in a legal sense. Right now if I wanted to marry a guy all I would need to do is transition and they would have no problem with recognizing the marriage as i would be conforming to the gender norm. Since most gay guys are not transexual they do not have that option.

Socially is a much different issue. They really throw me for a loop sometimes in how they do things.

You would probably get objections in a white professional bakery for something like that.

This is why no one trusts your quotes. You have a very bad reputation for making shit up. Your toes may say what you want them to, but we are people and we can speak for ourselves without your help Mr. Wackydoodle.

This gives me an idea for a business. Just like we have markets offering certified hormone free beef, how about slapping a label on the side of a cow that says "No Gays Involved in This Product," then charging twice as much. Fools like TLS would gladly pay.

You know, that might be worth looking into.

Where is the Muslim Christian outrage at this disgraceful hate??!!

Still, at least we know that the scumbag in the OP is representative of all Muslims Christians.

Damn, something wrong with my keyboard today....

Note that when I make up a quote, I make it blindingly obvious that I made up the quote by saying I made the funny bits up - right after the quote. What people complain about is that I'll quote someone like Obama, and they'll all post "Lies!!!!", and then I'll provide several links to ABC, CBS, WaPo, or the New York Times so they can read the quote for themselves. Of course most are too lazy to click the links and just assume the quote must have been a lie. This happens so frequently than an entire cadre of Word Forgers are living in an alternate reality where nothing that gets reported in a main stream news source actually happens.

I find it highly amusing.

You really think you are reliable and factual? Again, what are you smoking and how can I get some?

As a military person, I support your moral stance - just keep paying your taxes, that's all the support we need.
Lip service doesn't
pay for our toys/killing/etc.

Except it was never so much "leave others alone" so much as "bury your head in the sand" and hiding shit under the rug.

Mixed blacks that could pass for white did so just to be employed. Unwed mothers passed themselves off as widows. Hell, even the wrong type of white was looked down upon (ie, Irish, Polish, Greek) as did whites with Hispanic last names here in California.

Women's rights? What rights? And children were called liars if they mention that their creepy uncle did weird stuff to them.

I'm surprised you haven't busted out the piano to play "Those Were the Days" with that kind of view on what you think life used to be like.

So, you admit to being a liar.

Good to know.

Tell that to Michelle. That one pounds the burgers!

FTFY

Unusual name for a "hot Latina wife," though it explains in part why you have no children. Still, you shouldn't reveal information about your wife in the Red Room if she's not a member. Who do you think you are, @Ancalagon?

Not that TLS is telling the truth, but I know a number of hot Latina women named Michelle.

I pined for one during high school.

Can you pay the fictional tuition for my fictional 1st grader then? My chick does enjoy a good burger though. If she cracks 120 lbs I'll get concerned!

I would save that money if I were you. Given your intellectual ability the kid is probably not going to make much in any area involving mental thought. I would sayt start throwing balls at his head and whichever one he catches that is the sport you should go with. Also use things like hockey pucks in case you have some canadian in your family tree. If perchance he does not due well with any of them you can get him some good special ed money when the subsequent swelling goes down in his head. You want to throw things just hard enough to knock him out, but not hard enough to kill him (or her). This way you get good brain damage and do not have to pay for a funeral. If you fail you can always have another one and blame god for the death of this one.

Some people just need the advice to shoot for their level on the evolutionary chain.

Are you menstruating at the moment? You'd be well advised to put something in your mouth rather than let anything else dribble out of it.

Piety, decency, and strict religious beliefs. It's not true what they say -- one out of three is bad.

You do realize we type online, right? I would be quite capable of continuing to respond to you with a ball gag. If you are going to talk dirty about me I would appreciate if you would at least get the physics right. In this case you might have wanted to say something about masturbation and dildos because they would involve hands. Oh, and BTFW I do have a dick but would much rather have a vagina. Since you are trying to make me feel bad it would be good for you to not hit on one of my fantasies like menstruating because it really does not go along with your intent. You know, you are not very good at this sort of thing. Perhaps you might want to get some help from some of the toddlers around you. I am sure there are a few of them that could string together a good insult so I don't have to give you this blatantly obvious advice.

Oh look, you have attracted another dipshit. Your mom would be so proud of how you seem to attract scum. I am assuming that was her intent considering how well you do at it.

I think you might have understood that post. Possibly.

I do sense an imprint of my hand on the ass end of your ego.

Yeah, completely spinning out into space now.

I am sorry I cannot twist my mind into a position that would have gotten your humor. I am quite fine this way. Perhaps you might want to play catch with the idiot kids down the road. They seem to be more along your level.