It is still early in the morning. 8am here. I have no idea what I'm doing up so early. A lot of my friends are out of town, so I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with myself. It's a little early for the hookers and blow.
Happy Birthday, ya filthy chink bastard! I wish you much Final Fantasy fun, lots of pleasing slant-eyed ladies, and all the booze you can drink.