Happy ending! Spoiled children "protesters" arrested for trespassing!

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  1. Uncle Albert

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    [yt=You can't own property, man!]4DI5Z_6gWVY[/yt]

    Free speech STILL doesn't grant you free access to private property. Film at 11.

    So what do you have at the ready to replace it there, Moonbeam?
    :crickets:
    Right.

    Only renewable energy? Why, that sounds marvelous! Where do I fill up my jeep on this "renewable energy"?
    :crickets:

    Right. :brood:
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  2. RickDeckard

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    I sold his right to private property as part of a settlement I made with an oil company to give me lots of moolah. Sorry.
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  3. Uncle Albert

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    That's cute.

    Or, it would be if you were his parent and had every business making such decisions for him.
    :dayton:

    Just admit it, watermelon. You have no respect for private property and empathize fully with these petulant asshammers.
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  4. RickDeckard

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    At least I'm not a hypocrite about it.

    And judging by the level of consistency you display, it would seem that hatred for hippies is your motivating factor, not protection of rights.
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  6. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    God, you are on full retard these days. :jayzus:
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  7. Muad Dib

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    Hey hey! Ho ho! Smelly hippies have got to go!

    I say stop selling or refining gas in Kalifoornia. When they get tired of walking, maybe the idiots will come to their senses.
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  8. John Castle

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    Arresting them won't do any good. And it's a bad idea to let the cops do anything [-]else[/-] at all, really.

    Set guard dogs loose on 'em. Do it every single time they show up. After a few dozen of them have been mauled good and proper, they'll straighten up.
  9. Uncle Albert

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    It makes me feel better.

    Of course, there may be better options available. I've never had to run someone off of a piece of private property, so I'm not entirely clear on when physical force may be legally employed.
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    In ND, I believe lethal force may be employed, as Castle Doctrine was recently expanded out to the property line, so all you'd have to do is claim you thought they were there to steal something. :ramen:
  11. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    ah, America.

    where you have the right to free speech and protest... so long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.
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  12. Caboose

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    Hey, they can piss and moan all they want as long as it isn't on private property. :shrug:
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  13. John Castle

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    Until you've watched half a dozen large, angry dogs rip a hippie to pieces and send his cohorts screaming into the distance, you don't know satisfaction. Real satisfaction. :diacanu:
  14. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    what if it's public property?
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  15. Caboose

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    Then have at it. :shrug:


    We can always count on you to be consistant, a consistand id10t that is.

    :diacanu:
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  16. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    what about if it disrupts people's daily routine?
    say, a demonstration parade without a permit.
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    What exactly are you looking for here?

    If law enforcement deems the situation a hazard or disruptive to the point of dangerous then they should [-]break out the water hoses tear gas, mace, rubber bullets, and night sticks[/-] hand out flowers and pachuli incense.
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  18. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    just wondering where freedom of assembly and the right to protest ends?
  19. Uncle Albert

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    At the boundaries of private fucking property. :brood:

    And that includes obstructing access.
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  20. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    why does it include obstructing access?
    does an individual entity have greater title to, say, a publicly funded roadway than does the public itself?
  21. The Flashlight

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    I wonder if Alberta has ever believed in anything enough to feel motivated to protest about it. Does he have any convictions that run that deep?

    Or is he simply jealous that these and other folks are out trying to make a difference in the world while he sits in his Dilbert cubicle watching life pass on by?
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    Angry misanthropy is a conviction, of sorts.
  23. Uncle Albert

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    I say obstructing my access to my property infringes on my property rights. It's also a dick move that will get you forcibly removed from my path.

    You mean do useless shitbag protesters who don't want to get jobs have the right to block commuters on their way to work? I say no. I would have cops put up barriers and fine anyone who jumped in the road to stop traffic. They can still have their attention-seeking tantrum without interfering with anyone who actually works for a living.

    Free speech does not entitle you to an audience, especially not a captive one held hostage in gridlock traffic you caused.
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  24. Spaceturkey

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    well, besides your imaginary projection of people who may choose to demonstrate, yeah.

    good to know that you feel you can resort to violence the moment you feel your entitlements are being denied.
  25. Uncle Albert

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    My entitlement to freely access my own fucking property? You bet your narrow ass, buckwheat. You do not get to interfere with that.
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  26. Diacanu

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    *Breaks into UA's garage, tears apart his jeep, installs hover conversion, flux capacitor, Mr. Fusion, K.I.T.T, oscillation over-thruster, and Harry Canyon death pedal*

    UA- MY property!!!! :rant: ...wait, what? :wtf: :shock:

    Me- Yeah, chew on that conundrum. :bailey: :dendroica:
  27. Uncle Albert

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    Sheeeyit. I'd be standing in that garage, armed and in my underwear, before you spun a single wrench. Jeepie and I have a psychic link.

    :belly:

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  28. Bickendan

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    Jeepie?

    Jeepers creepers!
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  29. Dinner

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    This one seems like it would fit in this thread:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...picture-floor-Facebook.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

    Lazy mom let's her children run wild making a mess in a Seattle Cafe, cafe owner gets fed up with the misbehavior of the children which the mom just ignores, the cafe owner then posts a picture of the mess on facebook along with a note thanking other customers who control their children. Owner does not identify who the selfish bitch with the out of control children are but self bitch then goes on local radio outing herself and claiming she was "humiliated". Other crazy bitches with out of control children then threaten to kill the cafe owner.

    I mean WTF?
  30. The Exception

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    You are not entitled to road access.
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