Having sex less often =/= the craziness of Japan, where 70 percent of men in their 20s are still virgins splooging on their waifu pillows. Not even hipsters are that pussified.
Hey, just because I ride a bike and live in a cool urban neighborhood with a high walk score, transit, and I drink quality beer, don't confuse me with those other fucks. I shave most days, shower, and use deoderant.
Because our hipsters lack the work ethic of the virgin sex robot fuckers. I wonder if Japanese parents pay tutors to teach their sons how to avoid sex? That said the 30 percent of the men who do not want to remain virgins have less competition, so there is that. BTW what is a "neck beard?" No, I will not google it because I might be traumatized by what cannot be unseen!
Dayton has his wife dress as Trump. Given how old those hipsters on community look I wouldn't blame them.
When I lived in SoCal I dated a girl who liked sex at least as much as a guy. She wasn't into anal, but you can't have everything. But I digress. My point is, one day I was home, sick, with what looked like strep throat. She shows up at the door, unannounced, dressed as a Catholic schoolgirl. That may be the only time in my life that I turned down sex from a hot girl. The night before I was so miserable that I woke up every 90 minutes or so, crying, to take more aspirin and that...orajel? ambusol? Topical painkiller. Showed up at the doctor's office 2 hours before they opened because I just couldn't sleep.
You gave us the image of Dayton humping. Suck it up, cupcake Remember that time a TKer posted embarrassing photos of Eccentric's bedroom that was filled with anime girl pics? Basically, it's pillows with anime girls on them and "waifu" is the romaji used in Japanese for English loan words ("wife," in this instance). Also, this: (nothing explicit NWS, but just in case)
