Holy Fuck! I Know Who Obama Is!

We all know about Black Jesus' love of nicotine, as evidenced by the picture above, but there's more. Black Jesus is apparently an immortal as well.



There can be only one!

Relaxing with a smoke can relieve constipation, which others could certainly use....

Did Tigh forget his eye patch?

I don't get it.

They don't look alike.

Who is the black guy?

Robert Johnson, king of the Delta Blues singers. He's a legend.

You know how it is with some rednecks - all black people look alike to them.

As for your not knowing who Robert Johnson is...

Apparently those two are actually one and the same. Obama just joined McCain on the science and public health hating bandwagon of the ignorant luddites who spew nonsense about vaccines causing autism. Never think that your opinion of any candidate can't get any lower, because he'll inevitably pull out all stops to prove you wrong.

edit: Clinton too is a scientifically illiterate hack who hates children and wants them to die.

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Obama is an ancient Goa'uld System Lord who's escaped death more times than even Daniel Jackson.

That pic of Black Jesus just reminded me of Robert Johnson, what with the cigarette sticking out of his mouth and the no suit jacket, and of course the blackness.

Agreed.

Mewa's whiter than many of the crackers on this board.

I'm American.

You're not much of one if you don't like the Blues.