Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracelet in

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  1. DaleD

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  2. Liet

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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    I saw this before, but I'll wait until the story moves beyond the realm of Washington Times blog fodder before getting too excited about it. Realistically speaking, this isn't going to happen, and if this "story" is anything more than some low level underling's fantasy, I'd be surprised.
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  3. Sokar

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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    Do they have kid sizes?
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  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    That will be the day Mom never sees me again.

    Aaaaand I don't believe it anyway.
  5. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    Guess thats the day I start driving more.
  6. Chuck

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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    I hope you're right
  7. Liet

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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    Given the amount of money we regularly toss down a hole bailing out airlines, and given the amount of money airlines spend lobbying, and given the utility of a functioning airline system, I seriously doubt we're going to be implementing any regulations anytime soon that would inevitably bankrupt all the airlines overnight.
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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    ^Would this bankrupt the airlines overnight? Sure, many people would refuse to fly if flying meant wearing this gizmo. But some people might be thinking that "Hey, I'm no terrorist, so I have nothing to lose." And some people just wouldn't have any practical choice but air travel.
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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    Airlines make their money on the marginal passenger. They're high fixed cost operations that are only able to make a profit by selling tickets at well above marginal costs. If even 10% of their passengers stop flying at once, they're up shit's creek, because their costs won't go down anywhere near 10%. They can adjust to slower decreases in the size of their customer base by retiring planes and personnel, but sudden declines in passenger base kill airlines. A regulation like this would be worse than 9/11 for the airlines because they wouldn't be able to wait out a temporary decrease in the size of the passenger base because the decrease would be permanent. Once the airlines start junking working planes and need to fire half their pilots, they're going out of business until we have half the airlines flying half the routes the do today.

    Note that this wouldn't affect anyone wealthy enough to have a private plane.
  10. Zombie

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    I think this is a bunch of bullshit. However in the event it's a real idea being floated then it's time to start gathering supplies as my prediction of this country going into revolution or civil war within 30 years can be revised to 10-15 years.
  11. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    Agreed. I'm stockpiling ammo for hunting purposes.
  12. Forbin

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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    This could be a great Bruce Willis film - terrorists get the codes and activate all the shock bracelets on a plane so they can take it over without anyone fighting back.

    Or they activate all the shock bracelets on EVERY plane, just for laughs.
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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    Taser bracelets on a plane also starring samual l jakson.
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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    Where the terrorists are ex-Baathists from Iraq. It'll be called

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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    I was going to post this a couple of days ago, until I saw this bit at the end of the article:


    Link
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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    "Safety Bracelets". How Orwellian.
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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    Nope. Still won't wear one. If someone hijacks the plane I'll simply jump up along with other passengers and start fighting.
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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    Any truth or God forbid implementation of this idea will not only cripple the airlines further than they are if not kill the industry outright but have the backlash of doing exactly what Zombie said, expediate the downfall of the USA via revolt much quicker. A lot of folks are fed up with the fed.
    Like taking a finger to a clock's minute hand and spinning it forward, it expediates the inevidable. I guess people are just trying to rape the corpse before it's grown cold here, this shit is killing America as it was intended to do.

    Midnight is approaching. :bergman:

    I love the America of lore. I will miss it, and fear for my kid's future for real if this is the best these bastards can do. Greedy cocksuckers. :garamet:
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  19. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    A lot of folks, meaning a bunch of whiners on the internet?

    What is proposed in this article is obviously a Bad Idea. And the government does fuck up on occasion - I think everyone can agree with that. But the idea that revolution is just around the corner is absolutely ridiculous, because the vast majority of people are more than happy with how things are.

    And, the simple truth is that America is one of, and arguably the, best countries to live in on this Earth. And if you think for a second people are going to throw that away ust to satisfy some romantic idea about America that the country has never, ever been, you're quite mistaken.
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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    You're an intelligent guy Kyle, but if you don't see the decline happening that nothing but a good serious shaking is going to redirect then I say get back to me in about fifty years and you'll have seen that there's more going on here than you can evidently fathom.
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    Re: Homeland Security's "Great Interest":Boarding Pass Out, Shock Immobilizer bracele

    He's too young and stupid at this point in his life. He doesn't see the building rage that is seeping into American's about the idiotic federal government.