Hookers, Booze, and protecting the President

20 US agents could be involved in Colombian hooker woe

Conversation on the plane back to D.C.

"I hope it was worth saving fifty bucks Carl!" "Yeah Carl what the hell man?" "I told you guys my wife expects me to save my per diem!"

Columbia? Hookers and blow! arty:

Obviously Obama's fault.

Legalize Polygamy: Romney 2012

By "pre-wheels-down" I take the president was not in-country yet at the time? Damn, it would have been hysterical if he was with them. As a friend of mine pointed out, the SS is supposed to be with the pres at all times!

These guys were not on the presidential protection team. They were on the advance team and uniformed team.

Yes, they have to check out the hookers first for quality and safety.

But 47 for a hooker that comes from the same place as Shakira? Sounds intriguing!

These guys got caught. Anyone who thinks they were the first to pull this shit is delusional.

1. What Garamet said.

2. What is the world coming to when you get a good-deal boondoggle to fuckin' Columbia and you can't tap a little hot latin poontang?

3. 24 hour news is destroying the world.

4. This whole deal is making me laugh my ass off because this shit has been going on as long as these agencies existed. There's always one dumb SOB whose cheapskate tendencies blows the whole game for everyone.

5. This was a government operation, paid for by YOU. Remember that.

OK, I've repped garamet, garamet is arguing with Diacanu over religion...






LOCK THE BOARD! :ele:

Here's a receipt from their Singapore trip:

Oh, these Obama times. This was all at tax payer expense, but I am sure the "buffet rule" would make all this right.

You can tap that latina strange, but under the circumstances you shouldn't try to stiff'em. Pay the ho.

And now the security aspect: tinyurl.com/6negkxb (warning: link to biased news source).

The Secret Service agents in question had POTUS schedules in their rooms.

HA! My contracting company just had their annual training on "don't do these things or you could jeopardize you security clearance."

Colombian hookers wasn't part of the Powepoint presentation.

Hey, maybe they got the same class.....and there is their loophole.

And we've got pics!

I dunno if she's $800 hot, but she's definitely more than $30 hot.

Hmmm......800 for a night? Not an unfair price for her age and looks. However, if you the customer are jet-lagged or whatever you might not bring your A Game so you're not getting all your money's worth. With fatigue as my bargaining chip I'd try to bargain down to 600.

But to even think you're only going to shell out 30 for even the shortest length of time with this seemingly high-quality gal is insulting. 30 is toothless crack-whore money!

Don't play The Ugly American when visiting overseas!

She's lucky she didn't have an "accident".

Of course she still could.

She better swallow for that kinda jack.

For $800, I'd better not survive it.

That's great that she's someone's momma, though.

I'll also add that I fucking hate that style of sunglasses. It's like how Asian cartoonists draw the eyes really huge, because they think it makes the facial features more striking or something.

Those sunglasses are serving a good purpose.



With a face like that, she aint worth $800. She looks way older than 24.

But let's be honest. In Colombia, servicing rich foreigners is probably one of the most lucrative ways for a single mother to provide for a child. Prostitutes are not evil; they're pragmatic.

It's a man, baby!

That's apparently not true.

http://www.newsdaily.com/stories/bre83g107-us-usa-agents/

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/...r-20120417_1_colombia-hotel-agents-hotel-desk

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/security_agents_bragged_to_hookers_GsxRQxMKN23NgWZINTfwsO

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/apr/17/secret-service-scandal-colombia-twenty-women

Even if they didn't compromise security, they have demonstrated behavior that proves they can't be trusted, and maybe the next time they will compromise security - here's what I say to the whole bunch of them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjdahefhOEQ

I could care less.

If they might have to take a bullet for that clown, they're entitled to some Third World pussy.

It's not even illegal in that country.

Really? You care so much that you have room for your cares to lessen?

It doesn't matter if it's illegal there or not. They don't stop being members of the Secret Service when they leave our borders. They are still bound by the regulations of the agency for which they work.

This.

Couldn't care less.

I've given up on that one. People know they're being stupid. They just don't care. Or worse yet, thinking it's an act of defiance to deliberately sound like a retard.