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Nautica · Oct 19, 2009

If Topanga still looks like that, then I'll give her a up!

oldfella1962 · Oct 19, 2009

If Topanga still looks like that, then I'll give her a up!
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She has her own show on the same channel as The Soup - kind of a similiar show. She is very yummy!

Lanzman · Oct 19, 2009

Tina Fey. Silverman does nothing for me.

$corp · Oct 20, 2009

Since Shakira was mentioned earlier, I thought you guys should know she made the news today...

Shakira Changed Name And Wore Disguise For UCLA Class
Posted Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:27pm PDT by Billy Johnson, Jr. in Stop The Presses!

How did Shakira manage to take a summer history class at UCLA in 2007 and not make headlines until after the course was over?

The Colombian-bred international pop star revealed her successful game plan in a recent interview with the UK's The Guardian.

"I used to wear a cap and a big backpack," Shakira explained. "I looked like a boy. I didn't get recognized."

When onlookers got suspicious and inquired whether or not she was the "Hips Don't Lie" singer, she told them that her name was Isabel, which is actually one of her middle names.

Her simple plan worked. Professor Robert Cleve, who taught the Introduction to Western Civilization: Ancient Civilizations from Prehistory to Circa A.D. 843 class, had no idea "Isabel" was actually a pop star.

"She told me she was visiting from Colombia and that she was just doing this for her own enlightenment and enjoyment," Cleve told the Associated Press in 2007. "She looked like just an ordinary student. She wasn't flamboyant...she didn't act like a big celebrity or anything."

The singer, whose song "She Wolf" is No. 31 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, sat near the front of the class and regularly stayed afterwards to ask questions, Cleve added. "I was really impressed with how intelligent she was," he said.

Shakira decided to take the class after wrapping the tour for her album, "Oral Fixation."

When most celebs need a break from the business, they typically take a real vacation. They travel to a remote destination, relax, and clear their minds.

But Shakira said challenging her mind instead was the ideal getaway after the tour.

"It was such a long tour, I needed a break from me," Shakira told The Guardian. "The universe is so broad, I cannot be at the center of it. So I decided to go to the university and study history for a summer course, just to kind of switch gears, taste the student life."

Shakira has been known to spend her spare time studying, and learning about the countries she visits, her manager Fifi Kurzman told The Associated Press.

While Shakira did not attend the last few classes, she told The Guardian that she enjoyed the experience. "I would go to the university over and over again if I could," Shakira said.

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That's awesome! Sexy AND smart too!

oldfella1962 · Oct 20, 2009

Shakira decided to take the class after wrapping the tour for her album, "Oral Fixation."
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Sexy, smart and........OH-MY-GOD!

Speck · Oct 20, 2009

Yep, The more I hear about her, the more I like her.

Lanzman · Oct 20, 2009

Yeah, I saw this story earlier. I tend to track Shakira news, for some reason . . .

Sweet Baby Jeebus, that woman is gorgeous. She's what Britninny Spears and Christina Haguleira want to be - a great performer who's also a great person.

oldfella1962 · Oct 20, 2009

I must say....Christina Aguilerra is also smoking hot/beautiful + talented.

$corp · Oct 21, 2009

Her arms are too hairy.

I'd still hit it like the Death Star hit Alderan.

Delaware · Oct 21, 2009

Scorponok said: ↑

I'd still hit it like the Death Star hit Alderan.
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Too soon, man.

Amaris · Oct 21, 2009

Scorponok said: ↑

Since Shakira was mentioned earlier, I thought you guys should know she made the news today...

Shakira Changed Name And Wore Disguise For UCLA Class
Posted Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:27pm PDT by Billy Johnson, Jr. in Stop The Presses!

How did Shakira manage to take a summer history class at UCLA in 2007 and not make headlines until after the course was over?

The Colombian-bred international pop star revealed her successful game plan in a recent interview with the UK's The Guardian.

"I used to wear a cap and a big backpack," Shakira explained. "I looked like a boy. I didn't get recognized."

When onlookers got suspicious and inquired whether or not she was the "Hips Don't Lie" singer, she told them that her name was Isabel, which is actually one of her middle names.

Her simple plan worked. Professor Robert Cleve, who taught the Introduction to Western Civilization: Ancient Civilizations from Prehistory to Circa A.D. 843 class, had no idea "Isabel" was actually a pop star.

"She told me she was visiting from Colombia and that she was just doing this for her own enlightenment and enjoyment," Cleve told the Associated Press in 2007. "She looked like just an ordinary student. She wasn't flamboyant...she didn't act like a big celebrity or anything."

The singer, whose song "She Wolf" is No. 31 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, sat near the front of the class and regularly stayed afterwards to ask questions, Cleve added. "I was really impressed with how intelligent she was," he said.

Shakira decided to take the class after wrapping the tour for her album, "Oral Fixation."

When most celebs need a break from the business, they typically take a real vacation. They travel to a remote destination, relax, and clear their minds.

But Shakira said challenging her mind instead was the ideal getaway after the tour.

"It was such a long tour, I needed a break from me," Shakira told The Guardian. "The universe is so broad, I cannot be at the center of it. So I decided to go to the university and study history for a summer course, just to kind of switch gears, taste the student life."

Shakira has been known to spend her spare time studying, and learning about the countries she visits, her manager Fifi Kurzman told The Associated Press.

While Shakira did not attend the last few classes, she told The Guardian that she enjoyed the experience. "I would go to the university over and over again if I could," Shakira said.

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That's awesome! Sexy AND smart too!
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Werdz... not... werking good. ... blood ... not ...in brain...

J.

$corp · Oct 21, 2009

And I'd also like to take this opportunity to say that Yahoo! or Stop The Presses is really fucking sad and lame. They do something to not let you hotlink their pics of Shakira, AND they also make it so trying to save the jpg gives you some junk file.

So I took screenshots, uploaded them to my Imageshack account, and posted them here as a big FUCK YOU to them, while not posting the link back to their site.

What makes them 1000x lamer is they themselves stole the images from skins.be, which allows anyone to save freely. Some people need to be repeatedly kicked in the nuts like a mule for the good of humanity.

Dr. Drake Ramoray · Oct 21, 2009

From mine and Clyde's as yet un-titled sitcom:

Jesse

vs. her partner in dog-walking, Teagan

$corp · Oct 21, 2009

Dr. Drake Ramoray said: ↑

From mine and Clyde's as yet un-titled sitcom:
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Hmm, it needs something catchy. It's got Miko Lee, Jesse, and Tegan in it.

How about:

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Thanks For The Mammaries

As for the decision of Tegan or Jesse, I will have to ponder it some more.

Nautica · Oct 21, 2009

Teagan! She just plain looks like one hell of a good time!

Speck · Oct 21, 2009

Who are these two chicks?
And jesse looks like a mannequin. I'll take Teagan

Delaware · Oct 21, 2009

Teagan, though neither strike me as particularly attractive.

$corp · Oct 21, 2009

Damn! Even MOAR Shakira news!

Shakira Approves of Illegal Downloading

The Colombian singer Shakira insists that illegal music downloading actually makes her feel closer to her fans and supported those who used internet file-sharing after Lily Allen publicly declared her support for the Government's plans to crack down on the illegal practice.

Shakira told UK's Daily Mail, "I like what's going on because I feel closer to the fans and the people who appreciate the music... It's the democratization of music in a way. And music is a gift. That's what it should be, a gift."

Last month, Allen was forced to shut down her blog after she was subjected to abuse over her firm stance over file-sharing. She wrote a piece on her MySpace page revealing her astonishment at Pink Floyd's Nick Mason and Radiohead's Ed O'Brien supporting illegal file-sharers.

"I think music piracy is having a dangerous effect on British music, but some really rich and successful artists like Nick Mason from Pink Floyd and Ed O'Brien from Radiohead don't seem to think so," Allen wrote.

Record companies, songwriters and artists - particular new musicians - complain illegal downloading is robbing them of millions of pounds in income

http://www.popeater.ca/2009/10/21/shakira-illegal-downloading/
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