How Chav are you?

Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by Camren, Jan 29, 2007.

  1. Camren

    Camren Probably a Dual

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  2. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    11% chav. Must be the hotel soap bar collection.
  3. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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  4. Dead Peon

    Dead Peon Curses!

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    Also 11% Gotta be that toilet question since, y'know, that's actually NORMAL. ;)
  5. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    I got 24% chav. But since I didn't actually understand some of the questions or know some of the places so it may be off a bit.
  6. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    29% Chav, but I think some things may have been lost in translation.
  7. Camren

    Camren Probably a Dual

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    I think non-Brits should try subtituting some of those things/places with their own native equivalents. Instead of Iceland, use whatever cheap supermarkets you have. For 'Trisha' read Sally Raphael etc. :marathon:
  8. Patch

    Patch Version 2.7

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    I'm 42% Chav. Interesting.
  9. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I got 22%.

    Damn! Everybody in the South has bought a bucket of KFC at one time or another. :shrug:
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  10. Goldeneye

    Goldeneye Fresh Meat

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    Im so ashamed :weep: :vomit: :sob:

    Im not I swear, I dont hang around the shops or tuck my jogging bottoms into my socks. I dont own any burberry. Or have a girlfriend with a foul mouth and earings you could sit a parrot in :(
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  11. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    No shit!

    I scored 11%

    I answered no to the question about calling a "loo" a toilet.

    It's neither. It's a shitter. :ramen:
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  12. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Fresh Meat

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    Should I feel guilty about eating Tea, having a settee, having had nothing in the cupboard except for a pot noodle, and being on pay as you go :unsure: :marathon:
  13. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I got confused on that one. Since I started hanging around with the Brits on the board, I've started calling the toilet a "loo". :clyde:
  14. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    It'll be a cold day in hell before I call my study a "water closet."
  15. Aenea

    Aenea .

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    31% :unsure: Is this good or bad?
  16. CheekyMonkey

    CheekyMonkey Fresh Meat

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    i'm also 31%. I think Mrs. Flow and I are officially chavettes.
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  17. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    24%

    Now, will someone tell me what Chav translates to?
  18. The Commadaunt

    The Commadaunt Tomahawk Choppin

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  19. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    9%.

    I think I can live with that. And based on the questions, I'm glad. :calli:
  20. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    27% Yay!
  21. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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  22. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    burberry? "own brand"? "spoiler"? Jordan? lager? boiled sweet/gum? :weep: I don't get it!!

    27% :unsure:

    :weep:
  23. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Jack Paar agrees!
  24. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    22%

    It would've been lower, but I was completely honest and the high school years doomed me (wearing a football jersey while not actually playing and Boone's Farm and Mogen-David only come with screw tops!).
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  25. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    18%. Said the boy drinking Miller High Life Light from a can.
  26. Pylades

    Pylades Louder & Prouder

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    Some say it's short for "Council House and Violent" (not really though but you should get the general idea from that ;))

    own brand = a brand by a retail store (like, Coke but it's not Coke and not Pepsi but something like "Wal-Mart Coke")
    Jordan = big-boobed..- uhm, I don't know. Last generation's Keeley Hazell just much less hot
    lager = beer

    I scored 13%.

    Darkening will score 100% IMHO!!!!!
  27. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    20%....now what the heck is a Chav? Something like white trash?

    Also just answered no to anything I didn't understand so it may be inaccurate. :calli:
  28. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Troublemaker

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    18%. I call a toilet that, not a loo.

    The American equivalent of a "chav" would be "trailer trash", the kind of people who one normally sees on "COPS" or the Maury Show getting the paternity tests done. :D
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  29. Spider

    Spider Splat

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    Someone who aspires to be just like, say, Paris Hilton or Britney Spears.

    Very much like white trash, but can easily be someone with plenty of money.
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  30. Linda R.

    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    24% Chav. :cry: My own fault for sticking to Pay as you Go because it only costs me a fiver every two months and being old enough to wear Burberry when it was still posh. :(