How you can tell if YOU are gay.

D'UR!!! Say that three times fast.

Tex'th lithp ith cuter than yourth.

A red room thread that doesn't entirely suck bong scented scrotum. Hooray!

Happy Halloween!

Excuse me, do you have those New Balances in a 13?

He's the ugly half of Supernatural.

There is still hope of dragging it down. Actormike is doing his part.

Well he doesn't have anything else to do since he is going on strike.

He could write obituaries.

Zel has a bottle of cologne.

When he wears it, it makes me want to shove him in the bed and not let him out for a week.

And I will actively attempt to make it happen.

Also, what the hell is gay about floss and mouthwash?

The single and only thing that makes someone gay is homosexual sex. And people who sit around rotting in their own filth out of fear of being called gay by other people who sit around rotting in their own filth are fucking morons.

Yes, think of all the quality roles going unfilled because he refuses to work.

Uncle Albert meets me in NYC but where can we go???

A friggin' bowling alley. But its in the Village and many of the bowling balls are pink. Scratch that.

The bar at an SRO. (Single room only hotel) Nah, I'm too leary or the pick pockets.

I know. A few pints under the Brooklyn Bridge just before dark.

That's the ticket!

The strike will free me up to pursue my lifelong dream of working at a call center.

What, they don't have titty bars there?

Or do they make you wear a fucking jacket and tie to get a lap dance?

Too bad the goal is usually not to induce suicide in everyone you speak to as a phone agent. Otherwise, you'd have it nailed.

Is "phone agent" newspeak for "telemarketer?"

The ones in Manhattan, you can't walk in looking like a bum or serial killer. They're funny like that.

If I take you to a titty bar in NYC its not gonna be bucktoothed runaways. They're gonna be pin-up hotties! There are no crappy, low budget titty bars in Manhattan.

Phone Agent....

Corp-Speak never fails to tickle.

Have I confused you? Very sorry. I'm talking about the guy who answers when you call in for your holiday dildo bouquet.

Is that like calling a barber a hair technician?

Dude gatorade just came out of my nose. That was hilarious.

Is UA just worried that he might really like it if he tried it??

I've got a mate like that, says all the same shit as UA, in addition, won't sit down on a seat beside a man when at a movie unless the cinema is soo packed he is forced into it. In years gone by, when we were all on boys holidays would never rub suntan lotion into his mates shoulders or have anyone put lotion on him, the result being a serious pasteing off the sun.

I thought he had gotten over all this in the last few years until he told me he had a breast cancer awareness day at work last week. Everyone was expected to wear one item of pink to work, he didn't just incase anyone thought he was a homo!!

You'll have to meet up in Jersey, I hear they like trash down there.

We've got a million of them. "Teleservices Representative" is actually most common, but it's kind of cumbersome and the acronym isn't exactly a household term. "Telemarketer" is to broad to cover just the people on the phone. And some clients refer to our entire company as their "telemarketer".

Hey, leave Gary alone.

yeah, those guys go home and watch gay porn.

Cologne can stain nice shirts, so I just hit up my wrists, neck, and hair. You'd be surprised how many compliments I get for my hair smelling so nice.

What did he say when you guys wanted to play soggy biscuit?

Oh, I'm not concerned with my own sexuality. That's pretty well-established by now.

I'm trying to help y'all embrace your inner tail gunners.

No, see that's just Manhattan. If we go to Brooklyn....fughedaboudit. Black, Italian, Puerto Rican, Asian, Russian, etc. And at least one will look like ya bestfriends sister. Unbelieveable!!

No, see that's just Manhattan. If we go to Brooklyn....fughedaboudit. Black, Italian, Puerto Rican, Asian, Russian, etc. And at least one will look like ya bestfriends sister. Unbelieveable!!