Hugh got to be kidding me!

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  1. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    So I'm watching TV, and a short clip of "The Girls Next Door" or whatever that show about Hef + his harem is called. Anyway, there's a short segment where Hugh is on the dance floor. :unsure:

    WTF? Is there a shred of dignity and decency left on TV?
    How boring is your life when you'll watch a show about an 80 something semi-corpse swinging with 3 gold-digging sluts young enough to be his grand-daughters?

    I swear, this whole concept is more pornographic and disgusting than REAL porn! I would be ashamed of my daughter if she was one of these girls. They are worse than a straight-up porn actress or hooker. At least they come right out and admit they have sex for money.

    Don Imus, Reverend Al, gangsta rap could NEVER be this offensive IMO. Where is the outrage over this show.....these 3 whors are great role models. Hef is a great role model for the boys - get rich and anything goes. Pussy is a commodity, kids.
  2. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    I don't care for the other two, but Holly Madison is a total babe. :techman:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Does the fact that this fine woman would ignore a healthy, intelligent man her age to fuck a corpse for money bother you?
  4. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Anna Nicole set the bar in that category!
  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Hey, it's the American way.
    What are ya, a commie?

    But seriously, where are the values gonna come from in our culture to find this wrong?

    Christians lost their credibility and high ground with their homophobia crap, and their spate of gay homophobes.

    The hippies are batshit.

    So, what have we got?

    Money chasing as the absolute value, and sensible people like you & I out in the cold in the global discourse.

    We're out here in the WF wilderness with no bullhorn.

    :shrug:
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    Yeah. I'm jealous of the old coot too. :D
  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I bet all three of those gals are getting mucho dick on the side.
  8. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    Why would they need to? You think Hugh can't handle it?
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Take away his money......would there be a chance in Hell he'd ever get to find out if he could handle them? Maybe their grandmothers, if he's lucky.

    Sorry, can't believe they honestly find him remotely attractive.
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    I hope the hottest chicks on the planet are taking their clothes off for me when I'm 80yo.
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  12. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I'd be scandalized by that show if it weren't for the knowledge that there's no chance in hell an 80-year-old is putting his schlong into any of 'em, no amount of viagra withstanding.

    And have you listened to any of these women talking? They better be quick to put out because if I had to spend an evening talking to those bimbos, I'd kill us both.
  13. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    Bridget is OK, I guess, and Kendra is really cute, but she's a stupid as a bag of hammers. :jayzus:
  14. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Nonsense.

    Which refutes your first point. He's not talking to them, and he's certainly not listening to them. Mostly they're there to stroke his ego, but that ain't all they're stroking.
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  15. AdaptationNation

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    This thread prompted a bit of research on my part.

    Kendra Wilkinson was born June 12, 1985, not even a full year before Hugh Hefner's 60th birthday. :unsure:


    (Source: Wikipedia)
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Super....so she could be his great-grand daughter. That raises the creepy bar to a whole new level.
  17. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    She's over 21 and she wasn't kidnapped and held against her will. What's the problem? Just the fact that you don't think you'll be getting any when you're 80?
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I guess knowing I'm only getting any because of my money and power would take the fun out of it. I couldn't think of the girls as anything but prostitutes. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but at 80 years old it would be sad IMO.
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Meh, I agree that they're not harming anyone, and they can go ahead and have each other.

    It's just the whole thing of showing little girls all they should aspire to is to be a hoochie like Paris Hilton, or these broads kinda irks me.

    Buut, nerdy girls are gonna go get their spelling trophies despite outside pressures, and there are always gonna be bimbos, and they need something to hope for, so, I guess it all balances out.

    :shrug:
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  20. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    My God, she's only 364 days older than me.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    But she'll never want you. Shrink your muscles, carve some Grand Canyon sized wrinkles, pull your scrotum down to your knees and you might have a shot. Keith Richards might have a shot in a decade or two.
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    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I think if there's any outrage over the Hef it's because of huge jealousy. Let's face it, the man is stinking rich, in good health for his age, lives in a huge mansion, has flashy cars and is surrounded by hoards of good looking women too stupid to say no when he fancies a blow job.

    Granted I wouldn't want to be an exact copy of the man, but I can think of far worse ways to spend my final days!
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  23. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    But isn't that the reason men *want* money and power? ;)
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    ^Best reasons I can think of. Come to think of it, isn't that why men do most things?
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    George Burns described sex at that age as "trying to shoot pool using a rope as a pool cue."

    I don't doubt the ego thing and they may very well be stroking something...but it's an 80-year-old something.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I have t-shirts older than that! :doh:
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So you'd argue from the individual to the entire demographic?

    Men in their 80s have fathered children on 20-year-olds. And, yeah, in some instances there has been DNA testing to prove paternity.

    Just because the average chain-smoking red-meat-eating WASP couch potato starts having ED problems in his 40s doesn't mean it's an inevitability for all men.

    Stay fit, and you'll be fine.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    My impression is that the typical man is not sporting too much wood at 80.

    But I'm happy to be wrong.
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  29. Diacanu

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    My impression is there's some barely contained bragging in Garamet's posts.
    :lol:
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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