I Apologize to Flashlight and K1A

Since apologies seem to be the latest meme here...

Ahem... I apologize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I had to defend myself against Kirk's unwarranted attacks. I'm sorry that Flashlight was stupid enough to show his ass when the rest of us were trying to help out Shadow. And I'm sorry I waited as long as I did before I told them both to go straight to hell.

As with everything else it's... the thought that counts.

Uh huh.

I'm sorry you feel so invested in a website that you feel you have to apologize to other posters.

That's an apology?

Wow, now I get it. Thank you for helping me crack the code. Looks like I've got some apologizing to do as well. Herewith:

• I apologize to Elwood for suggesting it might be in poor taste to tell a poster to off himself
  
  I apologize to Tamar for flaunting the fact that I get my knowledge from books with words in them, not just from porn, and thereby forcing her to run over to TK and misrepresent me to Friday, et al.
  
  I apologize to Face for simply showing up on Wordforge, forcing him to neg-rep me at the mere sight of one of my posts
  
  I apologize to Sokar for not accepting the fact that I chose the wrong user name, and that he in his wisdom knows far better than I
  
  I apologize to everyone on Wordforge for not understanding that the Prime Directive is: Never *ask* a poster what they mean. TELL them what they REALLY mean, regardless of what they've posted

I'm sure I'll think of more later. Confession is good for the soul.

If my first post wasn't clear enough...

You can all kiss the crack of my ass before I apologize to anyone.

Yeah, why apologise when you're right? And I'm always right.

That's okay. We all realize you're sorry.

Word for the day: irony. Google it.

I think I'll spend my day going out and meeting friends and enjoying the weather instead.

Good luck with your day, shut-in.

He says, at 1:30 in the afternoon.

It's only 10:30 where KIRK is, but he'll be here all day.

Trollamet, you should probably consider getting a life and actually getting outside for a change. Go to your bus stop, catch a bus to the local car dealership, write a bad check for a car drive and then take a drive up the coast. It might do you some good and maybe give you some creative juices to actually create your characters for some sort of novel that is something more than mediocre based on what others have created.

You think so huh? That's good. It's obvious where you spend your day. An old hag living in Southern CA without an automobile. Either spends her day on the computer or at the bus stop looking to make friends.

Oh here we go. Poor widdle mistreated Kirky-boy has to insult people who prove him wrong all the time.

Go go gadget Kirky-boy.

For the record, you are as guilty of this one as anyone else here.

People who say this are [-]usually[/-] lying.

Usually, I ask a question. A sometimes provocative question, but it's phrased as a question.

Occasionally I'll challenge someone with "Oh, so what you really mean is..." At which point they'll clarify and we'll bounce it around for a while until we understand each other, whether or not we agree to disagree.

You and I have had a number of conversations like that.

The Tamar Method (and, to be fair, I really should have named it for Number_6, since he set the benchmark) is more a case of "I know what you REALLY mean and if you try to say I'm wrong, I'll accuse you of lying and/or changing your tune."

Nor have I ever felt the need to bring my version of events to TK.

Yes, Sokar, KIRK will be here all day. Except when he's at TNZ. Nice of you to take pity on him, but he's his own worst enemy.

Oh, you don't really mean that.

Actually that is about all you do. Unfortunately your questions really have little to do with the topics or themes of the threads. They do have 100% to do with whomever your latest target for trolling is.

Actually you do very little to contribute to topics. You are far too busy playing trollamet.

While the trollamet method is to pull the shit you have listed here with the one and only intent being that of trolling.

Actually I take pity on you. A loser who thinks more of herself than she should. A woman whose only purpose in life is to be a troll. A senior citizen woman with a failed marriage, children who do not give her the time of day, no hope of being anything other than a second rate writer that is unable to support herself in her remaining years due to being short sighted and thinking she could be successful at creating stories based on the creative genius of others.

Fiction belongs in the Workshop.

Boy, you can just never let it go that she proved you wrong once, just like mommy did. You only hate her because you hate your mommy for saying you're wrong all the time, so you hate women.

And anybody who proves you wrong.

You've got to admit that someone who characterizes the death of a spouse as a "failed marriage" holds a particular place on the scale of human development.

Wait a minute, he actually said that a death of a spouse is a failed marriage, no matter what the circumstances and length of marriage?

Hoo-boy.

He's got it in his head that I'm divorced, even though I'm a widow.

Then again, he's still looking for "Mom" and "Dad" in that CA legislation...

I think it's the fact that you haven't actually married Jack: the 'only' reason for that is that your marriage was a failure...
You know, because remarrying after the death of a spouse worked out so well for Paul McCartney...

So what the fuck are you doing in here?

Proving you wrong yet again.

JUSTLEE, do try and keep up. I know your hormones are all out of whack. You see your cunt in arms, trollamet a few years back stated that I reminded her of her ex-husband. What is one to think? Generally speaking "widows" do not refer to their dead spouses as ex.

Maybe it was yet another lie made by the garamet?