I Apologize to Flashlight and K1A

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by phantomofthenet, Oct 21, 2007.

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  1. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    KIRK1ADM, Oct 21, 2007
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  2. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    TLDR :)
     
    Shirogayne, Oct 21, 2007
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  3. Harmon Bokai

    Harmon Bokai An Actual Bastard

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    Well, it certainly looks like the fair citizens of Rock Ridge were busy today.

    I read through this stuff and I notice a couple of things:

    First, Kirk would be among America's greatest trolls — because look how many people he manages to enrage, and all with his fifth-grade education (oh, yeah, I'm sure he went to some school beyond HS, otherwise how else could he have been a ward -- uh, servant of the taxpayer, but the part where he started learning seems to have stopped right at fifth grade, based on his use of English).

    But the problem is this just at the moment where you could appreciate his craft — the moment he stands over his enraged victim, verbal sword in hand, he manages to plunge said sword into his own heart like some kind of Barney Fife on Mescaline.

    And to the rest of you, who should know better: it was Sunday. Nice weather in a lot of the U.S. today, friends, family — at worst a lot of compelling NFL action. Is WordForge's Angst Festival really your best Sunday afternoon destination?

    Just a thought.
     
    Harmon Bokai, Oct 21, 2007
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  4. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    Kirk's date only lasted a couple of hours.

    But at 20 dollars an hour, her time was valuable. :borg:
     
    phantomofthenet, Oct 21, 2007
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  5. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    He thought you said "black widow".

    He spent like half a day trying to find a copy of "If I Did It, by Margaret Wander Bonanno[SIZE=-1]"
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    Then spent the other 1/2 of the day thinking up jokes revolving around the fact that your last name kinda sounds like "banana".

    It was a full day for him.[SIZE=-1]
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    bryce, Oct 22, 2007
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  6. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    It got up to 84 here in Illinois!

    (Won't get over 55 here today. *cry*)

    It will probably be the last day it's that warm here again until like May. (6 month of cold. God that fucking sucks. I hate the Midwest!)

    Even I managed to get out and spend some time - outside - with my kids.

    Me.
     
    bryce, Oct 22, 2007
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  7. Darkening

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    Shut up baba.
     
    Darkening, Oct 22, 2007
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