I demand a proper insult!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by oldfella1962, Mar 27, 2008.

  1. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I am proud of my family and heritage - and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand for half-assed nonsensible insults.

    Reverend Wright rants about Italian "Garlic Noses." :wtf::huh:

    What does that even mean?

    Their noses are shaped like garlic (a whole bulb or just a clove?)
    or they smell garlic as they consume it (in apparently mass quantities)?

    Is the Italian ethnicity not even worth the effort of coming up with a decent joke/insult? I'm going to eat a large tuna and onion pizza covered with garlic salt (then move in with my parents) to take away the mental anguish he has caused. Anywho, where are the "garlic noses" on these
    Italians? Help me out over here!
  2. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    What the hell is that 2nd picture? A car wreck?
  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Not at the time, but he's currently a train wreck.
  4. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Danny Bonaduce before he grew up and went nuts.
  5. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Adam Carolla fired him I guess. That guy can't keep a job - and Carolla can't keep a co-host to save his life. Maybe he's just hard to get along with.
  6. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I saw an Auto Grill clerk in Italy once who looked exactly like him.
    Too bad they don't show The Partridge Family there....he'd notice the resemblance for sure.
  7. Aurora

    Aurora Vincerò!

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    Go ask Jerry Falwell. He'll find one for you as long as you aren't down on your knees praying while you kill infidels left and right :shrug:
  8. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    You planning a séance? :unsure:
  9. Aurora

    Aurora Vincerò!

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    Ah yes, he went to hell, I remember. Anyway, there's plenty more where that one came from.
  10. K.

    K. Sober

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    A demon from the fifth plane and above can never be killed, only temporarily driven out to re-manifest himself later, stronger and more evil than before.

    Which explains a lot re: Falwell/Wright imo.
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  11. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Well you guinea wop dagos are just gonna have to deal with it. :tasvir:
  12. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

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    He's his own worst enemy. He was doing pretty well here in Chicago for while. Straightened out his life, had a good radio job, friends ...

    Then Hollywood found out and did a special or some damn thing. Next thing you know, someone out there offered him a job and off he went, back into that hell-hole that kicked him to the curb in the first place.

    It's a shame ...
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    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Fuck you, pissmidget. :ramen:
  14. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    So little Danny Flannagan goes to his grandpa:

    "Grampa! Grampa! Can I have a quarter to get a Guinea pig?"
    "Here boy, take 50 cents and go get a nice Irish girl."

    :rimshot:
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  15. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    Where's your family from? The unemployed, agricultural, donkey-driving south?

    I'd come up with my own insult, but your half-Greek kin are laughable all by themselves.

    :P
  16. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    If you want a proper insult from me, then change your name to The Flashlight or Sokar.