....if people can see me taking a dump. No problem. Look all you want. I'll shit on a toilet bowl in front of a room full of people. What I can't do is wipe my ass in front of people. Just can't do it. And its probably gonna be a multiple wipe.....so no....can't bear to have anyone watch me do that.
I figure that guys that have been in the service don't have a problem with this. I bet they get to the point where they will wipe each other.
When you are sick or injured enough, the humiliation of someone else wiping your bum will make wiping yourself with an audience not seem so bad.
If I ever get permanently incapacitated to the point where people have to wipe my ass/feed me/etc. I hope they put a bullet thru my melon instead.
In theory, I'm right there with you. The problem is that by the time we reach that point, we may also be demented, and no longer aware of our situation.
Well..actually, yeah. In Navy boot camp, all the doors are taken off the stall, minus one for the company commander to use. Dunno about the guys, but us chicks got used to having conversations on the john. On that tangent, I don't know how it was that in a division where the girls outnumbered by the guys by at least eight or so, and the guys could STILL come out of the bathroom breaks before half of us had even gone. Even at the firefighting class where the female bathroom had 12 fucking stalls to the males' six.
First skim reading that I thought it said "pondering your poo-poo." I didn't know dames got all philosophical about their buttloaf, so I had to re--read it.
Christ.. in basic there was no walls, just a row of pots facing another row of pots. I didn't shit for three days. I finally had to. Once you crap facing another dude, life gets simpler. Never was one to eat while crapping. Had one guy from New Mexico - ate those peanut butter cheesy cracker things constantly.. even crapping. This was 1967… not my worst experience that year
Yes, that's why our concerned family members should step up to the plate and do everyone a favor if and when we reach that point. True, in the past humans rarely lived long enough for our brains to go South before we died. Now we can keep our bodies around way past their prime, but once the brain goes it's game over.
