Took me until about halfway through to realize it, as I've never gotten polled at all before. So I started fucking with the guy. Suddenly, the bad things he's listing off all the opponents make me "much more likely" to vote for them. And that between a "carpetbagger" and a "solid conservative", I'd pick the carpetbagger. Fun times. For anyone who happens to be in my Assembly district, don't vote for Robert(?) Rails in the June primary. He engages in push polls.
One day liberals and conservatives will come together and compromise on campaign finance reform, passing a law that says that anyone who knowingly gives money to a candidate who engages in push polling shall be shot between the eyes, alongside the candidate of course. I can dream, can't I?