I heard about this dude

He wore his room mates shoes to work in the morning before realizing they weren't his.

No punch line.

...the condom they used last night was hanging out the back of the shoe.

The shoes look just like mine, and I don't fully wake up until about noon.

This thread is almost Baba-esque. :wtfturn:

I live with "ubermass" and his wife. On my way to work today, I put on his shoes instead of my own.

So my comment applies. Hey. do ya thing.

You can stop propositioning me now. I told you my rates. You can either pay up or find a cheaper man-whore.

Shouldn't your shoes...ya know...be in your room? Or like...under your bed?

Now it does.

On a mat by the front door. Trying not to track snow and road salt all over the friggin' house.

I think I would know right away if I put my foot into a shoe that wasn't mine.

You would think so, but it's Monday and I'm not exactly a morning person.

I can't stand the thought of wearing someone else's shoes. What if that person had verrucas... or hard, shedding skin... or sweaty feet... or -- just to mentally scar myself -- crusty toenails.

I hate feet.

Now that you mention it...

That tempts me . . . mightily tempts me . . . to change your username to "Summerfeet".

I'll throw in another vote for "Summerteat".

My comment wasn't a vote!

Well, at least it wasn't the wifes shoes.

Back in Korea a bunch of us were out clubbing. When we got out of the taxi (at our first club) one dim-bulb girl realized she had two different shoes on!

Update:

Managed to leave the house wearing my own damn shoes today.

That is an amazing story.

Nothing quite like global humiliation to make one think.

I sent UA a suggestion via PM. Sleep with shoes on.

Apparently it worked.

Wouldn't work. I shower in the morning. To try to wake up and be more alert.

This reads like an Apostle post. Dude.

What I leave out doesn't get shared in a public setting.

You may help yourself to a steaming bowl of DICK.

Now that's a UA post.