I like 'em round, and big....

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Jamey Whistler, Nov 27, 2011.

  1. Jamey Whistler

    Jamey Whistler Éminence grise

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2004
    Messages:
    3,679
    Location:
    TMA-3
    Ratings:
    +3,736
    Cement butt injections 'open floodgates' as police probe underground surgery ring

    [​IMG]

    Makes you wonder if there's not any of these folks who asked, "What's that stuff you're shooting into my rear"?

    I get the whole, "I like big butts and I cannot lie," thing, but really? Even if you are a fan, do you really want a Weebl?
  2. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2004
    Messages:
    13,032
    Location:
    Tampa, FL
    Ratings:
    +8,290
    Miami? Why in the hell would they need this done there of all places. Cuban wimins already have all the right curves in all the right places as it is.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  3. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    35,389
    Location:
    TARDIS
    Ratings:
    +22,764
    Ugh.

    That woman's lower back pain must be horrible. I have a small waist and a big butt figure and it's not always easy to get comfy lying on my back for example. It must be nigh impossible for that woman. :(
    • Agree Agree x 2
  4. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    49,130
    Ratings:
    +37,383
    Sir Mix-a-Lot has his limits.

    Attached Files:

    • mix.jpg
      mix.jpg
      File size:
      163.6 KB
      Views:
      0
    • Agree Agree x 5
  5. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    31,224
    Location:
    State of Delmarva
    Ratings:
    +6,370
    Why yes, it does make your butt look big.
    • Agree Agree x 2
  6. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    45,044
    Ratings:
    +33,117
    You obviously haven't been to Miami in a long while. Plenty of Cuban wimins are the :vomit:
  7. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2004
    Messages:
    13,032
    Location:
    Tampa, FL
    Ratings:
    +8,290
    In the past year I have spent about 3 months in Miami and a month in Boca. While there are some that are indeed :vomit: I mainly was hanging around an office tower in Kendall and at the Dolphin Mall.
  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    81,024
    Location:
    front and center
    Ratings:
    +29,958
    "If you've ever had concrete injected into your ass......"

    Attached Files:

    • Agree Agree x 1
  9. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    49,130
    Ratings:
    +37,383
    I keep seeing "cement" but I think, based on one report i saw, that what they are referring to is rubber cement - not the stuff you make sidewalks out of...
    • Agree Agree x 1
  10. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    51,533
    Location:
    Downtown
    Ratings:
    +58,021
    There is a reason that a Brazilian Butt Lift is $8-12k (depending on market, doctor, and how many spots you want lipoed to get the fat stem cells that are then grafted). If someone is offering to do it in a hotel room for less than 10% that should tell you something.






    There is also a reason I picked 10k for how much I wanted Anne to put in savings during my deployment. :bergman:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  11. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    35,389
    Location:
    TARDIS
    Ratings:
    +22,764
    What? Your wife needs a butt lift?
    • Agree Agree x 1
  12. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    51,533
    Location:
    Downtown
    Ratings:
    +58,021
    Ass and Titties are to Men what Diamonds are to Women.



    There is no such thing as 'too big.' :drool:
    • Agree Agree x 2
  13. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    35,389
    Location:
    TARDIS
    Ratings:
    +22,764
    Says the guy who won't have to live with the back pain. :P
  14. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2008
    Messages:
    29,016
    Location:
    TN
    Ratings:
    +14,152
  15. Aenea

    Aenea .

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2006
    Messages:
    6,093
    Ratings:
    +5,889
    At the same time the male half of our best friends wasn't happy when his wife got new titties, and loves my little ones. Not that I wouldn't seriously consider the possibility of all that permanence if I had could just throw money at something, but I can't, so I'm not. :unsure:
    • Agree Agree x 2
  16. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    81,024
    Location:
    front and center
    Ratings:
    +29,958
    I don't like fake breasts or butts. Adult film star Jenna Haze is a prime example of looking mighty hot with nothing but what God gave her.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  17. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

    Joined:
    May 4, 2004
    Messages:
    53,665
    Ratings:
    +23,779
    The woman behind the titties and in front of the butt is what really counts.
    • Agree Agree x 2
  18. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    81,024
    Location:
    front and center
    Ratings:
    +29,958
    Yep...and anything you can't fit in your mouth is a waste anyway.
    I guess this works for the gals, too.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  19. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    51,533
    Location:
    Downtown
    Ratings:
    +58,021
    She's the one that's brought it up before. I just sat down and started doing the research on implants (what she said she wanted) v the Brazilian Butt Lift.

    Besides it is mostly just body sculpting. Taking some fat from here, filter it, then put it in another place.
  20. Aenea

    Aenea .

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2006
    Messages:
    6,093
    Ratings:
    +5,889
    I'm not so sure the stem-cell in the boobies thing is legal in US yet. :unsure: At least wired didn't say it was legal here in their article. They said it was still undergoing research for the fda. Are you going to take her to Japan? They can do it there. :)

    The only thing about using the stem cells and fat is that you can only go about a size bigger. :shrug:
  21. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    60,757
    Location:
    'twixt my nethers
    Ratings:
    +27,677
    1) Fake boobs are dishonest testament to the sad state of modern society.

    2) :hitit:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  22. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    51,533
    Location:
    Downtown
    Ratings:
    +58,021
    Boobies I'm not sure on, as that won't be in the near future. Kids first, then left and enhancement. :D

    This is about a Brazilian Butt Lift.

    For the ass I think you can go a bit bigger. It really depends on how much fat you have to be lipoed. This is why if you are actually pretty skinny it either might not be feasible or more expensive (and painful) as they will have to go into multiple areas to harvest the fat cells. But it's not a 1:1 as not all the cells are usable and when implanted only 50-80% usually attach.

    A plus though is that with moving the cells when your weight inevitably fluctuates it will be more in line with your sculpting.
  23. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2005
    Messages:
    23,683
    Ratings:
    +11,598
    i used to always think i'd have certain surgeries done if i could afford it, but after watching everything my sister has gone through in the past month.....it's completely changed my perspective. i'm so grateful to just have a body that functions the way it's supposed to. i can't think of anything i'd go under the knife for now.
  24. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    49,130
    Ratings:
    +37,383
    If done right, the implants eventually look pretty natural - the ones that are obvious are usually intended to.


    The gummi-bear ones are especially natural looking, so I've read.
  25. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    49,130
    Ratings:
    +37,383
    I want a lap-band super bad, lol (and I'm told I'm about 50 pounds UNDER weight for that)

    I have an idea what I want to look like in the end, but util i've done a couple of years of hormones I won't know what needs "augmenting" if anything.

    (presumes actually having money of course - the lap-band is about as expensive as the SRS)
  26. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    49,130
    Ratings:
    +37,383
    it's really too bad you can't donate for cash - i could make a good living!
  27. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2004
    Messages:
    43,791
    Location:
    Bigfoot country
    Ratings:
    +16,271
    Because...you're going to get your butt lifted when you get out? :unsure:
  28. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    60,757
    Location:
    'twixt my nethers
    Ratings:
    +27,677
    He's getting his head pried out from between his ass cheeks.
  29. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2004
    Messages:
    4,137
    Location:
    Langley Falls, VA
    Ratings:
    +1,409
    The size of a woman's bra isn't important. It's what's inside that counts :tits:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  30. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,314
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,773
    Chunky's back in the news.