I probably just wasted $2.

But if the winning numbers are 38 48 53 61 62 with a powerball of 20 then I will be $430 million richer! :yay:

If not then at least I got the entertainment value of wondering what I would do with almost half a billion dollars.

I'm going to go buy a ticket with those same numbers so you only get $215 million.

If those numbers do come up, and we're the only winners, I effectively stole hundreds of millions of dollars from you, and you can't do a damned thing about it.

Dammit. I should go do it.

Dinners numbers: 38 48 53 61 62 with a powerball of 20

Ahh, the red room. Land of trolls.

I'll be back with pics.

Shit. My wife was like "It's Sunday you big dummy"

For some reason I thought it was Saturday and was rushing out the door.

But I'm going to get it before Wednesday.

You can't buy lottery tickets on Sunday where you live? Well, I can, because Detroit don't give a fuck.

Wait a minute. If you buy a ticket too, then the three of us would each get $143,333,333. So you'd be stealing $71,666,666 from @Dinner, which I'm fine with, but you'd also be stealing $71,666,666 from me, which I am less cool with.

Meh, whatever. Still rich.

I'm sure a bunch of these snobs on Wordforge are also secretly going to by a ticket.

If we don't win they'll laugh at us but if we do win you see thirty winners.

If those numbers do hit the jackpot I'd care more about how absolutely fucking hilarious it was far more than I'd care about the money. I'm saying this as someone who is "I live in Detroit" poor.

I'd also have to keep in mind that that would also mean Dinner has hitman hirin' money now.

Well shit, I was planning on buying a ticket or two. Now it'll have to be two or three tickets. I know the odds are astronomical, but it would be fucking hilarious if a bunch of people on here won.

Bought my own ticket, suck it WF

I didnt buy one. I went to the horse track last night and had some winners.

I saw the thread title and figured Dinner broke down and visited a prostitute.........

*checks ticket in wallet*

Unrelated to this post, but I'm deactivating my Facebook account and leaving Wordforge because...Federal Farmer's racism. Yeah, that's it.

Well played, sir. Maybe we will all win.

That is kind of my thought too.

A two dollar ho? Is that what the going rate is in Arkansas?

Dinner is a well documented snob, so he'd never associate with a lowly hooker.
























He prefers the male gigalos.

Beats me.

That's an extra fee

But you seemed so knowledgeable a few posts ago.

Only animals gamble.

Humans are animals.

I've never bought an actual lotto ticket, only scratch offs and pull tabs.

There's a machine at one of my lunch places. I'm tempted to join in on the fun.


38 48 53 61 62 20 huh?

really makes u think... .

My gambling budget per year is €10. I use it up whenever the Euromillions lottery goes over 100 million.

On 430 million I might blow it all at once

I just assumed you were paying for actual time used...

With that much money I could retire, but my wife would have to keep working.

I've just texted my mate who lives in Seattle. She's going to stick a few dollars on for me! 38 48 53 61 62 PB 20

Thanks @Dinner