I won't be wasting time here anymore, I've found my soul mate

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  1. 14thDoctor

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    Australian woman charged with stealing van carrying 10,000 doughnuts

    A woman in Australia has been charged with stealing a delivery van packed with 10,000 Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

    The van went missing from a petrol station in a Sydney suburb in the early hours of 29 November.

    Her delicious haul included Christmas-themed and classic doughnuts, News.com.au reported.


    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-67712369.amp

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  2. MikeH92467

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    Get in line mate! :brood:
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  3. 14thDoctor

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    On one hand, I saw her first... But on the other hand, you clearly already speak Australian. :marathon:
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  4. MikeH92467

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    A donut loving Sheila...what more could a bloke want? :unsure:
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  5. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    You had me until 'Krispy Kreme.' Duck Donuts, maybe.

    Oh, and Dunkin has gotten rid of the Cruller. What the hell apocalyptic timeline are we living in?
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    Given that she thought she needed a whole van full of donuts, I'm guessing there's enough of her to go around.
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    I’d say it’s pretty obvious she was wanting to get caught. I mean, other than being a black man with a target on his back screaming, “Shoot me, whitey!” there’s probably no better way to get the cops to go after you than stealing a donut truck.
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    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    It'd be great if she also owned a bar. :matt:
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  10. 14thDoctor

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    We should all strive to live such aspirational lives :wub:
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  11. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Krispy Kreme donuts are pretty good, but go stale fairly quick. Hot off the rollers, just after getting frosted are amazing. So the theft is a fail, 9,000 plus stale donuts are next to useless. I'd be far more impressed is she managed to steal 10,000 hot, fresh donuts over months or years.
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    Pig feed that makes their meat taste like candy.
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    Although I could also go with Voodoo Donuts or Randy's Donuts.

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  16. 14thDoctor

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    Destination Donuts is surprisingly good, and wherever my coworker is getting her ube donuts from. So purple. So tasty.
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  17. 14thDoctor

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    Anyway, my future wife and I have already found a child to adopt.

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  18. Thoughts and Prayers

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    Truly living his best life.

    Pity they probably euthanized the poor fucker.
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  20. 14thDoctor

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    Nah, I'm still here. :walz:
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    Krispy Kreme reheat in the microwave quite well though. Just 5-8 seconds.
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    Voodoo Doughnuts is an overrated tourist trap.
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    Yes and no. They're definitely overpriced, but their donuts beat the shit out of a lot of other chains.
  25. Thoughts and Prayers

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    Donuts are donuts. If you've had one, you've had them all.
  26. 14thDoctor

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    Y'know, in some countries they execute people for blasphemy. :bergman:
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    Literally :bergman:
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    Why you gotta slut shame a girl just cuz she likes donuts?