I Would've Made A Good President.

Speaking to the real Dayton -- here's how you shut 'em up about you smacking your wife around: Tell 'em you're a Muslim.

Not until he wipes Democrat jizz off his chin.

You try so hard and then fail even harder.

You think anyone here condones a Muslim who hits his wife? What a fucking tit you are.

Yes. You defend spousal abuse when you defend Islam, because Islam treats spousal abuse as acceptable, period. That shit is written into their religion, and you -- along with many others here -- have vociferously defended that religion. The "misogyny" of Christians who oppose abortion? Muslims murder women who find themselves in the circumstances that excuse abortion. You're defending wife beating when you defend Islam. You're defending all forms of religion-inspired violence against women -- physical violence, not just philosophical or religious opposition -- when you defend Islam. So for you to defend a religion that incorporates wife beating and wife murder and then fuck with Dayton over smacking his wife one time makes you fucking morons, every one of you who's done those two things.

That includes you, specifically, shitbasket.

Does that mean Dayton isn't scum for smacking his wife? No, it doesn't. Dayton's a retarded fucking shitheel in my eyes, both for his idiot religious beliefs and for smacking his woman.

What it does mean is that every single one of you mother fuckers who has defended Islam -- a religion that treats violence against women as acceptable and commonplace -- is a moron and a fucking hypocrite for bashing Dayton for doing something that you defend when Muslims do the same fucking thing.

So either get your fucking shit right about Islam or lay off Dayton. Pick one.

I see that Ricky Retardo disagrees. I also see that Ricky Retardo hasn't got the brains or the balls to step up and tell us all why he disagrees. Typical fuckin' pansy.

You're an idiot. I have vociferously criticised religion on numerous occasions on here. I would do so again without hesitation. When I "defend Muslims", I do it in the context of a human being having the right to freedom of expression. I do not defend Islam itself, which, like all religions, is a load of made up bullshit. Furthermore, I will not defend any Muslim who uses religion as an excuse to commit crimes or infringe on the rights of others, just as I will not defend a follower of any religion who does that. What I am against, however, is blind bigotry as it's rooted in stupidity. But then stupidity is something we know you are well acquainted with.

Sure you have.

Just like you defend UKIP? Christians? You're full of shit, fella, and you're transparently full of shit. You're not anti-religion, you're anti-christianity.

Now that, by itself, I don't mind. I don't give a shit for Christianity. Christians, frankly, are fucking idiots. What I have a problem with is double standards, and I defy you to link us all to even one post where you've criticized Islam.

Ricky boy? Speak up. Fucking say something, you pusillanimous little slug.

Still resorting to negrep but with no actual engagement. Pussy.

Castle, if you're gonna blatantly lie and play strawman you aren't giving people any reason to waste time engaging with your trolling nonsense.

You could just admit that, at this point, you've got nothing. If you're honest.

But you're not, which is why reps and bullshit red herrings are all you're displaying now.

If you disagree with the above characterization of your posts, answer this:

1. Do you disdain Dayton for smacking his wife?

2. If 1. is true, do you hold Muslims in contempt for religiously-acceptable spousal abuse? If not, why not?

Meanwhile:

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I know I'll regret any engagement with this prick, but...


1. Do you disdain Dayton for smacking his wife? YES.

2. If 1. is true, do you hold Muslims in contempt for religiously-acceptable spousal abuse? If not, why not? YES.

Can you quit your spamming now?

That would require him to be willing to die for his beliefs, thus far, he's only been willing to beat his wife for his beliefs. When he becomes a suicide bomber, we'll talk.

Well, as the camelfucker-defending contingent here is so fond of pointing out, "not every Muslim" is a suicide bomber. No, some of them -- most of them -- are only wife-beaters.

So explain why you defend them but rag on Dayton, for exactly the same shit.

Show me where I've ever defended them for wife beating or being a suicide bomber.

Yes.

Yes. In fact it is a testament to your idiocy that you cannot spot I already answered this in post #156. I know where you're going with this though. You're sitting there licking your lips think "ah, I've got him!", assuming you can cleverly assert that the Koran permits wife beating (which there is some debate about, but a literal interpretation would suggest it does). But I reserve my condemnation for those who act on any such belief, such as I equally reserve such condemnation for Christians who act on, for instance, the homophobia promoted by the Christian bible. But, like I say, the Koran, like the Bible, is made up fairytale shite. I don't look at things through the eyes of "religiously acceptable". I view it as simply criminal actions and/or infringement of rights. What is promoted by a load of mumbo jumbo dogma isn't my concern. If people want to believe in that then they are welcome to as far as I am concerned, just as long as it's within the bounds of law and democracy. A concept a fool like you can't grasp.

Nonsense. In fact I happen to know quite a few Muslims men who treat and value woman better than any non-Muslim men I know. So unless you have some statistics for this claim we can otherwise dismiss you are being the buffoon we already know you are.

Shut up. I'm looking into something, and you're a distraction. Shut your yap.

By the way -- all the shit, all the shit, that anti-Christians shriek and convulse and piss their pretty fucking floral print pants about

-- nobody has fucking challenged this yet --

Islam trebles down on that same shit.

So all of you anti-western-civilization cunts who want to bitch about Christianity for misogyny, homophobia, et cetera, et fuckin' cetera --

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I've already seen you anti-western-civilization cunt ass defend Islam for the same shit, when Islam's been 10x as vocal about it.

So SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCK THE FUCK OFF.

RickDeckard, the Communist, is a fucking. Pussy.

Speak up, cunt.

Got something to say? Got a cogent point to impart? Huh? Huh? Well, fucking come on, PUSSY. If you've got a contravening perspective to offer, fucking offer it, pussy.

Otherwise, fuck off.

That fucking pinko cunt has nothing to say for him (allegedly him) -self. That's why he's tagging along in reps, because he's got no defense for his COWARDLY SHIT.

No, Castle, I answered your idiotic question upthread and then you ignored me, and continued spamming. I don't consider you worth any more time than it take to register my disapproval of your histrionics.

Wassup, Beatrice?

Really? How many regulations have been repealed in the U.S. under Obama?

So when questioned directly, fucking pinko commie Rickfuckard has NOTHING. This is where you, Rick FUCKARD, you fucking DISAPPEAR.

Fucking VANISH, CUNT.

Castle thinks he's clever, but doesn't realize we've seen this false dichotomy before.

I disdain Dayton for smacking his wife. I disdain any Muslim who smacks his wife. I do not disdain other Arkansans who have not smacked their wives or otherwise behaved in a despicable manner. I do not disdain other Muslims who have not smacked their wives or otherwise behaved in a despicable manner.

Sorry Castle, this line of BS doesn't fly. It's another example of your myriad failures.

See, this is why your ban shouldn't have been lifted. You have 17 posts out of the last 26 in this thread, nothing but unhinged abuse.

Spaghetti Carbonara

• 100g pancetta
• 50g pecorino cheese
• 50g parmesan
• 3 large eggs
• 350g spaghetti (De Cecco is very good)
• 2 plump garlic cloves, peeled and left whole
• 50g unsalted butter
• Maldon salt and freshly grated black pepper

1. Put a large saucepan of water on to boil. Finely chop the pancetta, having first removed any rind. Finely grate both cheeses and mix them together. Beat the eggs in a medium bowl, season with a little freshly grated black pepper and set everything aside.
2. Add 1 tsp salt to the boiling water, add the spaghetti and when the water comes back to the boil, cook at a constant simmer, covered, for 10 minutes or until al dente (just cooked).
3. Squash the garlic with the blade of a knife, just to bruise it. While the spaghetti is cooking, fry the pancetta with the garlic. Drop the butter into a large wide frying pan or wok and, as soon as the butter has melted, tip in the pancetta and garlic. Leave these to cook on a medium heat for about 5 minutes, stirring often, until the pancetta is golden and crisp. The garlic has now imparted its flavour, so take it out with a slotted spoon and discard.
4. Keep the heat under the pancetta on low.When the pasta is ready lift it from the water with a pasta fork or tongs and put it in the frying pan with the pancetta (see left). Don’t worry if a little water drops in the pan as well (you want this to happen) and don’t throw the rest of the pasta water away yet.
5. Mix most of the cheese in with the eggs, keeping a small handful back for sprinkling over later. Take the pan of spaghetti and pancetta off the heat. Now quickly pour in the eggs and cheese and, using the tongs or a long fork, lift up the spaghetti so it mixes easily with the egg mixture, which thickens but doesn’t scramble, and everything is coated. Add extra pasta cooking water to keep it saucy (several tablespoons should do it). You don’t want it wet, just moist. Season with a little salt, if needed.
6. Use a long-pronged fork to twist the pasta on to the serving plate or bowl. Serve immediately with a little sprinkling of the remaining cheese and a grating of black pepper. If the dish does get a little dry before serving, splash in some more hot pasta water and the glossy sauciness will be revived.

Mmmmmh!

I'm going to try making my own fresh pasta. They've got attachments I can get for my KitchenAid to roll and cut it. All it is is flour and eggs. I hear the difference between fresh and store bought pasta is like the difference between fresh and canned asparagus.

The Warden says if I make it, and it's true, she'll let me have some chickens!

It takes a lot of eggs.

My mother-in-law makes a damn fine carbonara, and since she's living with us right now, we are eating it fairly often