Don't you just hate when this happens? This would be pretty funny....if it were written into a sitcom. Sadly, life has no laugh track/live studio audience. BTW I'm betting the robbers went back for napkins + staws. Woman carjacked while waiting in fast food line <H2 id=jqmTitleText></H2> By NBC Augusta Staff Story Published: Aug 5, 2009 at 4:18 AM EDT Story Updated: Aug 5, 2009 at 4:18 AM EDT AUGUSTA, Ga. - A woman's car was stolen while she waited in the drive-thru line at Krystal. It happened at the restaurant on Deans Bridge Road at around 12:35 a.m. Wednesday morning. According to Richmond County Dispatch the woman was forced out of her blue Oldsmobile Cutlass by two males. They say the men were last seen heading northbound on Deans Bridge Road. The woman was not injured.
So, did they get caught? Did she get her car back? It's hard to imagine surrendering my vehicle, even if threatened by deadly force. I've sweat and bled to keep that fuckin' thing alive.
That's excellent reporting. How about some details? We got the make and model of the car, but not a year. How about what the guys were wearing? Or hey, how about what color they were.
Here's a comment from the victim: one had "brown skin" + one had "dark skin." Wouldn't be PC to mention race. The woman is 6 months pregnant - she was on TV news last night (her face hidden to disguise her identity) talking about it. She's white but sounded "whiggerish" so I think she was going out of her way to avoid saying she was robbed by blacks.
This is why I hate places like drive-thru lines, where I'm penned in. I don't need a gun if I'm attacked while behind the wheel of a car with room to maneuver. Although I'd sorta feel bad about denting the hood on some hood.
Plus THEY FUCK YOU AT THE DRIVE THROUGH! THEY FUUUUCK YOU AT THE DRIVE THROUGH. They know you aren't going back! They know you're going to be miles away before you dicover you got FUCKED! Who gets fucked? LEO gets fucked! FUCKIT! I'm not eating the tuna!
Marso, please share stories of this with us. I know for me, they always leave big items, like a sandwich out. Pisses me off.
That has been my experience as well. I also do it in general protest of lazy people. Same reason I park in the space farthest from the entrance at Wal Mart.
I'm trying to kill you with my mind. Please post if you are experiencing any headaches or nosebleeds.
EUREKA! I have an idea....sounds crazy but it just might work: a Walmart parking lot rickshaw service! Then people can park far, far away from the store (where there are generally many spaces left) and I can discreetly rickshaw them up to the store for a small fee! They can call my cell phone when they are ready for return service to their vehicle. Just one problem....do I have the strength + endurance to deal with true mega-tonnage fatties?
That would sort of defeat my purpose. Also, I like to grab shopping carts left in random places in the parking lot and return them to the corrals while I cuss out loud about lazy bastards, just in case anyone can hear me.
