If I Only Had The White House...

If nothing else but to hear her say 'KIRK1ADM!!!!!11111' three times in the first sentence.

That's nice phantom but the Elwood/Evenflow administration has plans to dissolve about half of those cabinet positions and corresponding agencies.

^OK. but do I still get the ambassador gig? Think of the parties, think of the alcohol...

The potential for redheaded British MILF's to get beads!

You just summed up the mantra of the E/E campaign.

Welcome aboard.

My first act as SecCommerce will be to . . . well I would . . . what the fuck does the Department of Commerce actually do?

You know, Jeff...Commerce stuff!

Well yeah, I could see that.

Secretaries of the Interior, Agriculture, Commerce, Labor, Health and Human Services, Housing and Urban Development, Energy, Education, and Homeland Security are out. We'll be seein' ya, holler at yer boy.

Veterans Affairs and Transportation (as it pertains to the Interstate Highway System as a national defense tool) would be rolled into the Department of Defense.

The Department of Defense will be divided into the "Department of the Navy" and the "Department of the Lesser, Unimportant Services."

The offices of Director of the National Drug Control Policy, Chairman, Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System, the U. S. Permanent Representative to the United Nations, and Commissioner of the Social Security Administration will be retained. Anyone who applies for any of those positions is escorted to their new office where they are summarily hung by the neck from a tree in the Rose Garden until they are dead.

The Attorney General will remain. However, the Justice Department's name will be changed to the "I'm gonna taze you, bro. Department"

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