If the North had just killed every man woman and child in the South...

Would we still have to listen to the bitching?

Yeah, but it would be different bitching. Conservation of bitching is a little known law of physics, but it's just as valid as all the other conservation laws.

Oh so it would be something along the lines of:

Damnit if the North had finished the job and gone down into Mexico City we wouldn't have these damn illegals!!!

Gotcha.

I suppose a protracted war between the United Mexican States and the Confederate States of America would have been amusing

Then there would be no Shakes

I'm pretty sure you would have inhabited the body of some hot girl from Wyoming.

No way in hell!!!!! I am southern or nothin at all

Well then I for one am glad my ancestors didn't butcher my other ancestors!

too sweet

I thought you were american first?

Some of them would have survived.
Some of them always survive.
..and then we'd have to give them casinos.

It's been said of the Civil War that one result is that we no longer thought of ourselves as Virginians, or New Yorkers, or Kansans, but as Americans first.

Apparently that's not true of certain retarded areas of the south.

For Christs sake, my thread was just a joke/parody. Maybe the smilies were a little too subtle for you?

American by birth. Texan by the grace of God

Reeeeeaaaaally hard to tell any more.

Whoa!! This is golden. Frame it!!!

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Speak for yourself. If I wasn't so embarrassed by my state on so many occasions, I'd call myself a Californian. Incidentally, you get better treatment in Europe than the average American tourist, especially if you say you're from San Francisco.

I find that hard to believe.

I give that a big YEAH, RIGHT!!!

But then again, you said SF so you musta been around gay Europeans.

Vermont and California are retarded and south?

I can't blame New Jersey-ites for wanting to be thought of as Americans first.

Ooooooooohhh! How ya gonna have that avatar and dog Jersey? Ehhh, ehhh?!

Out of rep, but oh yeah, New Jersey needs to claim something better for identification.

Well, they could call it "The Garden State," but that would just make everyone who knows what it looks and smells like snigger uncontrollably.

Now that I live here I see that the bad rep comes from a small area of New Jersey. Compared to the size of the state, you would think that these pollution making places are all over.

The rep comes from the first section of the NJ Turnpike and the side of Jersey that faces Staten Island. Staten Island don't smell too hot either.

Go towards Pennsylvania and you will see the nice New Jersey.

Does not compute...

I hear thanks to the crimefighting efforts of Toxie, Tromaville is actually a nice place to live.

Can we say "snigger" any more?

Seriously. Sussex county, dairy farms, softly rolling Appalaichian mountains which I always have trouble spelling, cows, fields, forests. Beautiful.

It's true... Corn fields, dainty towns, woods, hills, lakes, green country.


Very nice.