Illegal document mill busted

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  1. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Welcome, illegal aliens! Welcome! Please abuse my country's hospitality! Welcome!





    Bull-fuckin'-shit! :ualbert:
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  2. Ramen

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    They just forging the documents we won't forge. :shrug:
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  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    And this just in......water is still wet! Video footage tonight at ten......

    Yeah, they bust Mexicans around here for running those now and again.
    The last time it was in conjunction with 500,000 dollars in a safe in a small Mexican restaurant.....guess there are a lot of good tippers here in Georgia.
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  4. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Evidently the punishment for this kind of thing is not near enough. With all the ID theft and shit going on we need manadatory stong sentences for that kind of thing. Say 10 years minimum.
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  5. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I'd prefer to stand them against a wall and shoot them. Problem solved, and no repeat offenders.
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  6. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    yeah, but you can't do that kind of thing any more. Lead pollutes the environment ;)
  7. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Ship 'em back to Mexico for burial. That'll teach 'em!
  8. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Um...

    You know it's mostly not illegals that do that ID theft, right? :unsure:
  9. Zombie

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    Well in that case then lets make it 20.

    :D
  10. Kyle

    Kyle You will regret this!

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    Oh man, I love it. You don't want 'em here because you claim they're straining our social systems and stealing our jobs, so your solution is to essentially babysit, feed, clothe, and house them for a decade. You want to force them to suck away tax dollars.

    If an illegal immigrant from any nation is stupid enough to get caught committing a crime, I've no problem in the world with shipping him back to his country post-haste. He might make it back, sure, but that's a hell of a lot of resources he first has to invest before I do what is bound to be a pretty cut-and-dried bust. Don't think most would make the same mistake twice.

    And no, before you point to that bolded bit of the story, it just says they've made two busts in eight weeks, not busted the same group twice.
  11. Clyde

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    Sorta off-topic.

    The main thing that bugs me about all the illegal immigration discussions is the idea that so long as the US is better than whatever crap hole an illegal immigrant comes from the illegal immigrant is justified in using whatever means necessary to live here.
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    No, no,no. Ten years for the crooks making the fake documents, deportation for illegals.
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  13. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    I got not problem with putting illegal aliens in prison for 10 year at hard labor and then shipping them back to whatever. Put them to work clearing logging roads with a hatchet or makking gravel with a ballpeen hammer. I also have no problem with throwing them up against the wall. And I have no problem at all with doing the same to anyone that assists or employees or houses illegal aliens.

    You tell a business that if we find out Pedro is working there and isn't legal the owner is losing his business and getting 25 years in Pound-Me-In-The-Ass-Prison and all of a sudden nobody is going to want to hire Pedro.
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  14. Baba

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    If this was new york La or chicago those cops would be in big trouble. Those places are sancuary cities.
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  15. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Hey, I commented that on your first post, then read down and saw we said the same thing - word to yo mothah!
  16. oldfella1962

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    Ummmm.....not to split hairs here, but why would anyone leave a better
    place to migrate here? In other words nobody sails a modified 57 Chevy to Cuba much anymore.
  17. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Yeah, I don't mind them coming here as long as they immigrate legally and obey the laws once they're here. I also thoroughly agree that those who gives them jobs and housing should pay through the nose for it. This crap needs to be stopped, not overlooked and excused.
  18. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    First of all, I think the embargo against Cuba is silly, stupid, and has proven totally ineffective, and needs to be ended. I also think that the Cuban boat people are no better than the Mexican boarder jumpers and should likewise be sent back home immediately. If they have no recourse or escape, maybe the Cubans will get pissed off enough to overthrow their communist gub'mint. As long as they can sail a '57 Chevy to Florida, they have no reason to overthrow it.
  19. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Bullshit. There are plenty of honest, hardworking citizens willing to forge anything under the sun. Well, plenty of hardworking citizens, anyway. :shrug:
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    Naw, just fly 'em back to Mexico. Once in Mexican airspace, just push 'em out the back of the plane. Problem solved.
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  21. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Now THAT's creative. I like it! :techman:

    The resulting splatter will spread the lead contamination around. Also drives it into the ground for better ground water pollution.
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    Why pollute Mother Earth with lead contamination just because the people currently living on it want to break another nation's immigration law.

    Don't shoot 'em, just push them out of the plane. Let gravity do the rest.

    :techman:
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    The lead came from the Earth so putting it back isn't pollution. :ramen:
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  24. Black Dove

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    I've got a solution to the diminishing rain forest problem.....use illegal immigrants as fertilizer! Just push them out of the plane over deforested regions.
  25. oldfella1962

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  26. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    I've been saying for years the best policy for Cubans that make it to the US is to arm them, train them, sned them back in the dead of night to fight for a free Cuba and if they aren't willing to do that, send the lot of them to an internment camp for the durration.
  27. BearTM

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    Yeah. It worked so well the first time we tried it...
  28. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    The Soviets were backing Cuba back then. Nobody is going to give a shit about them now. Not to mention, I'm not talking about an invasion, just a dozen Cuban patriots here and there and thell them to fight for Cuba if they love it. Otherwise they can join their brothers and sisters in the internment camp until a free and democratic Cuba exists that we can repatirate them to.