Illegal Immigrants' 'Rights'.

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  1. The Saint

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    Really! Let's go over the rights you think [-]undocumented workers[/-] foreign invaders :finger: have.

    However? As in, "I've just made a rather large assertion! Moving right along..." ? But you haven't backed yourself up yet!

    I thought the Constitution of the United States was supposed to guarantee non-interference in the natural rights of United States citizens. No? It applies to absolutely everybody? It's an international document, suddenly? Man, we sure are progressive! I wonder if I can apply for Canadian health care...



    Well, that's easily solved.

    In the case of illegal aliens, the crime is self-evident. They're undocumented, and they're here. There's nothing to prove beyond their presence in the courtroom.

    That's fine. Should be a heavier fine, though. In any case, the "no person" caveats don't apply to criminal foreign nationals; they're not people. :nyer:
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  3. Diacanu

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    Blow it out yer ass, you fraudulent crypto-fascist sack of shit.
    I hope your wife leaves you, and four measly years of listening to other bitter divorcees drives you insane, and you become your true radicalized self, and the whole board sees through it, and turns on you, and in a fit of particular looniness, you start necro-ing yourself.
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    didn't his wife already leave him and that is why he dragged @Jenee in here to tell us all how great it is to suck his dick in a brokedick Jeep?
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  5. Ten Lubak

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    I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone freak out so much over a necro before
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  6. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    yes, you are here.
    still trying to justify not paying your share of the bill.
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  7. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    also... was the saint a storm or john castle dual?
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  8. Uncle Albert

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    Aww, the parasite doesn't like his survival strategy criticized.
    :weep:
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  9. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I earn my keep, stay current on my bills and pay my taxes. Beyond thst, you would have to show me a meaningful invoice, and not some vapid collectivist rhetoric about a "social contract."
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  10. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    "social contract" is the basis for all the freedoms and democracy you claim to believe in.

    not surprising that's yet another area where you think you alone have the say in how much you'll pay vs how much you take.

    why don't you provide a short list of all the things you don't feel obligated to be paying into? otherwise I and the rest of us can just take it for granted you expect a free ride on the backs of those of us who pay more than you without having these little tantrums.
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  11. Uncle Albert

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    No, asshat. You made the bullshit claim, and it is your job to back it up with something more substantial than vague rhetoric and fallacies.
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    What the fuck is he talking about now? OMG he pays his bills. Good for you, so does everyone around here or else they would not be here because internet and electricity are not free for most people. Neither are the devices they use to post on.

    Do you want a fucking medal? Would a lollipop do? @Jenee sets her standards real high I see. Some fucking shitburger who pays his bills in the middle of nebraska and has a microdick is something I would be getting rid of at christmas because I do not need a lump.
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  13. Diacanu

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    Says the guy cut-and-pasting his personality from Youtube and Reddit.
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  14. Diacanu

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    Cry about the public schools you don't use some more.
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  15. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    actually, you made the bullshit claim that you "earn your keep" when in fact the benefits of "collectivism" far out wiegh even your meagre contributions.

    so again, tell us what you think you're being overcharged for.

    for bonus marks, please tell us how "social contract" is a "vapid collectivist rhetoric" rather than the basis of the (evolving) balance of rights and liberties we all have?
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  16. Uncle Albert

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    You state that as a fact when you have made no effort to demonstrate it. You're resting on vague assumptions and trying to insulate them from criticism with "you're a bad person for questioning it. :shakefist: "

    Nope. We're not playing the "here's a lie, prove it wrong" game.

    That is all subjective, and you will jusr come back with "Nuh uh. Everyone in my knitting circle agrees witn ME!" Pass.
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  17. Diacanu

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    Says the guy who fell for the litterboxes in class conspiracy.
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  18. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    no, it's based on having a cursory familiarity with Rousseau and the like.

    true, we aren't playing here's the lie as there is no lie (other than the insinuation you made, but that'd get too meta). You've repeatedly protested having to pay into no end of things that you don't acknowledge a benefit from.

    You made the claim you earn your keep. Given your presumable salary as (according to you) an uncertified, non union machine feeder, it's a fair bet that your tax share is in the lower percentiles and below median.
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  19. Uncle Albert

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    Posted an article because I thought was funny, did not swear an oath to its veracity. Context selectively eludes your dishonest ass.
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  20. Uncle Albert

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    Either you are claiming I don't pay for my own existence, or not meeting some obligation to others. Honesty demands assuming neither by default. You don't fucking know, so you jump to the conclusion that aligns with your opinions.
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    Let's be fair. He's been here twenty years, this is who he is, even if you detect phrases or preoccupations you associate with talking social media heads. Social media talking heads? Whatever. I'm pretty sure self-sufficiency has always been his particular form of self-righteousness.
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  22. Uncle Albert

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    Oh, no. His latest hacky fiction is that I have become a different person. He'd rather give up oxygen than admit he has thrown in with entitled, "your rights end where my feelings again" authoritarians over the years, so he MUST insist that everyone else has morphed into nazis.
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  23. Diacanu

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    It would have to be true to be funny.
    Unless you were being a selective hipster mocking the right-wing echo chamber for that moment in your life only.
    I'm gonna go right ahead and safely assume a big "no" on that.
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  24. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    some place between a delusion and a schtick, I'd say...
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  25. matthunter

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    Are you trying haikus?

    Because this is just high you.

    And you really need to lay off for a bit.
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  26. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    this one really hits... I feel sorry for the guy when the pot he has available is so bad it makes him even more of an asshole.
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    According to former friends, Midwest weed is shit and the PNW weed was the shit, so anecdotally that tracks.
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  28. Uncle Albert

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    Your entire position on anything is assumptions and fiction. Including this fucktarded notion that you are the arbiter of humor.
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  29. Diacanu

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    If instead of you, I mocked Tererun, Coloratura, and Nova, you'd be gasping for breath, and wiping tears.
    I know, I used to get plenty posreps from you when I was young and dumb, and fell for libertarian horseshit.
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  30. Uncle Albert

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    You "know."

    :dayton:
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