Illegal Immigrants' 'Rights'.

Really! Let's go over the rights you think [-]undocumented workers[/-] foreign invaders have.

However? As in, "I've just made a rather large assertion! Moving right along..." ? But you haven't backed yourself up yet!

I thought the Constitution of the United States was supposed to guarantee non-interference in the natural rights of United States citizens. No? It applies to absolutely everybody? It's an international document, suddenly? Man, we sure are progressive! I wonder if I can apply for Canadian health care...

Well, that's easily solved.

In the case of illegal aliens, the crime is self-evident. They're undocumented, and they're here. There's nothing to prove beyond their presence in the courtroom.

That's fine. Should be a heavier fine, though. In any case, the "no person" caveats don't apply to criminal foreign nationals; they're not people.