is there a couch fucker thread yet? feels like this needs a thread.

J.D. Vance is considered "our guy" by this group - the TheoBros - who have some deeply worrying misogynistic (women out of the pulpit and not allowed to vote unless they're a single mom, or indeed make any important decisions when there's a man in their life to do it for them), backward (bring back public floggings!), anti-Semitic ("jews embrace all manner of evils") and aggressive (other nations need "disciplining") views. Some even want to see the Constitution scrubbed and America ruled by the Ten Commandments (that's a laugh, most Conservatives have broken at least 70% of them).

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/09/theobros-jd-vance-christian-nationalism/

JD Vance Rally Attendees Wearing 'Auto Workers For Trump' T-Shirts Weren’t Actually Auto Workers

I have a thousand crayola boxes that no longer have the color unsurprised in them.

https://www.wired.com/story/jd-vance-adviser-posted-drug-use-reddit-cocaine-gas-station-heroin/

https://newrepublic.com/article/186653/jonah-ryan-jd-vance-who-said-it

I got 73%.

I'm certain that's 100% how it went down.

I 100% believe he was at a mini-golf place, but his kids weren't.

Also.

Couchfucker, couchfucker, we know how ya do it...

Updating the lolometer.

Wait, htf would Midnight Funeral become POTUS?

https://bsky.app/profile/mtsw.bsky.social/post/3lhvwj3x6qc2f

See, now that he pointed out Jesus was an immigrant too, they're really going to hate him.

https://bsky.app/profile/rebeccafachner.bsky.social/post/3linzlb5tlc2r

Damn the basement got flooded

all the way up to the third floor balcony, it appears

Andrew, Katrina, Sandy, or Helene, I wonder

https://newrepublic.com/post/192019/jd-vance-ohio-newspaper-op-ed

Wrong link.

No, it isn't.

https://bsky.app/profile/palecentaur.bsky.social/post/3ljcojeon5k2t

https://bsky.app/profile/chrisdjackson.bsky.social/post/3ljdhptglis2v

https://bsky.app/profile/newseye.bsky.social/post/3ljk3ly6iuk2g