is there a couch fucker thread yet? feels like this needs a thread.

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    J.D. Vance is considered "our guy" by this group - the TheoBros - who have some deeply worrying misogynistic (women out of the pulpit and not allowed to vote unless they're a single mom, or indeed make any important decisions when there's a man in their life to do it for them), backward (bring back public floggings!), anti-Semitic ("jews embrace all manner of evils") and aggressive (other nations need "disciplining") views. Some even want to see the Constitution scrubbed and America ruled by the Ten Commandments (that's a laugh, most Conservatives have broken at least 70% of them).

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    I 100% believe he was at a mini-golf place, but his kids weren't.
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    Couchfucker, couchfucker, we know how ya do it...
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