is there a couch fucker thread yet? feels like this needs a thread.

I have questions...




that whole bit about the wedding party?

At first I was as WTF? as the next guy. Then it struck me that it could've been a Ben Shapiro produced version of American Pie where they all get together at the bachelor party at Ikea.

You sure do like your conspiracy theories.

The whole thing was made up -- although this person went to more effort than most.

Note that professionally typeset books use a single line break and an indent to start a new paragraph, not a double line break like a Word document.

Use barbecue sauce for sunblock, and go swim in the gator pond.

I would add piss on a pyramid.

Wouldn't that be akin to pissing on an electric fence?

Na, I just like laughing at Spud.

Still, it'd be cool to see the birth certificate hospital records.

I didn't know that know that (or at least never noticed) about typesetting.

I was actually singing “don’t whiz on the electric pyramid!” typing that. Got some looks.

https://bsky.app/profile/nameshiv.bsky.social/post/3kybhlqm42j2o

Are you crazy? He might get electrocuted!

Media actors.

Fosters, Corona, or PBR? Pre-consumed, of course.

What about them?

Even the New Yorker is going after him.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com...ng-sex-with-a-couch/articleshow/112047777.cms

https://prm.ua/vens-dyvanoliub-harris-pochala-byty-trampa-yoho-zh-zbroieiu/

Can anyone work up a meme for a furniture store advertising a "JD Vance Guaranteed Virgin Chaste Lounge"?

That would make him Chewbarkalounger.

I’m not saying it’s a jab, I’m just saying that given the date it was posted, you should probably give it some side eye.