is there a couch fucker thread yet? feels like this needs a thread.

“2nd Amendment Solutions” was another one.

No, no, those were just metaphors.

The way you can tell is that they came from Republicans.

Talking about targeting someone for defeat, however? That's a death threat.

As long as it comes from a Democrat.

Somebody there is on their game.




https://x.com/NYCSanitation/status/1820475639213830439

https://bsky.app/profile/kenwhite.bsky.social/post/3kyzmxf76sj2j

Do you think this is the couch he always wanted.

Four Seasons Landscaping agrees!

Hello, 911…

JD date night with a love seat.

hang on?

he's a sofasexual femme?

Not judging so much as mystified

Finally, a proper use for corduroy.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/20...d-vance-couch-trump-misinformation-rcna166155

LOL.
Suddenly Republicans are staunchly opposed to things like this.
Never mind, of course, that we all KNOW it was a joke.
That doesn't stop us from calling him a couch fucker anyway.

"Your joke and our hundreds upon hundreds of lies are exactly the same thing!"

And a media addicted to false equivalency will fall for it hook, line and sinker.

Are we sure everyone knows it's just a joke? Maybe some people think it's real? It's also possible some people might get carried away and start believing it.

Some of us should remind everyone periodically that the excerpt from Vance's book talking about couch fucking was fake, and there is no direct evidence that JD Vance ever fucked a couch. It's possible he may have, but there's no evidence.

There, I found a way to join in the mocking that doesn't exceed my tolerance for the dumb. Are you fuckers happy now?

Had couch fucker V actually fucked a couch it would be the second least offensive thing he has done. The first would be dressing in drag. We are really doing him a favor by discussing this over things he has said and other things he has done. Someone really needs to check that man's home and any storage places he may have. There are going to be bodies, or body parts. There are probably sex slaves or animals he has fucked.

While we are at it someone needs to check anywhere RFK has been because that dude is fucked up too. Let us get a 3 for one on this and check Roger Stone out also. Maybe Gym Jordan, Comer, rapey Mcforehead, did we check all of Trump's properties, Clarence Thomas, and have we done a welfare check on Rafael Cruz's daughters?

Maybe identifying as republican or christian should just mean probable cause at this point.

When it first came out, I had to tell some people it wasn't true. Now I think that's pretty widely known.

It is true by every republican definition of truth out there.

It's not a joking matter...

Wicker?

NBC sounding a lot like the NYT Pitchbot there

If there's something suede,
In your living room.
Who ya gonna call?
COUCH FUCKERS!!!

I just need an Allen Wrench for assembly, right?