is there a couch fucker thread yet? feels like this needs a thread.

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  1. Tererune

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    Does Trump have a fetish for men in drag? This is not the first time he has partnered up with a repug in drag. He did grab Rudi's ass and flirt around with him when he was in drag. Now he chose a guy who he had to know was running around in drag.

    Is it just possible little hands D has a thing for repugs who dress in drag?
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    Perhaps we could send you in undercover to check.
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    Normally I would say yes as I could probably get him to say yes. but I think Jr. has hoovered up all the good coke, and melania's closet doesn't thrill me. Not to mention after he touched me I would probably realize it is time to take one for the team, and I do not want my legacy to be molested by trump and then killed his ass with the arm I ripped off him. There is a non-zero possibility I gag from the stench of all the rotting orange make up and shit. Something about certain brands of make up that have gone bad from human bacterial contamination and the smell it produces makes me gag and vomit. I do not know what brand he uses, but there is the possibility his odor is something that would actually turn my stomach.
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    Oh, and you totally gave up any plans with this and I am sure the SS is putting us both on a list somewhere if we are not already.

    It is Steve's fault, he made me do it!
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    I' go the next step and suggest he has a requirement that wouldbe repug sycophants perform in drag for him.
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    I would agree, but with the groyper war going on it is clear to me he did not make Nick Fuentes do it, or at least there are no pictures if he did. I am pretty sure Nick would look good in drag. He has the body and probably can do a bikini like Andrew Tate.
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    Well, this is definitely the result of him asking if he could watch them pee and them saying yes. However, is this what they decided to do to be sarcastic, or were they actually going to let him watch but this is what he wanted instead?

    JD: "Can I, uh, watch you pee?"

    Girls: "Uh, okay, we guess..."

    JD: "Well, there's the urinals. Now, whip out them big girl dicks!"

    Girls: "Um, what?!"
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    I know it is not a proven fact that he fucked a couch, but really this is the proper response every time JD Vance decides to go all toxic male on women or anything else.

    There are creepy dudes in drag, and he is one of them. He is the guy who dresses like a woman to go into the women's bathroom and somehow put himself in a position where women shit on his face. When we talk about the actual creepy guy who does weird things that would make Quagmire say WTF, it is JD Vance.

    I get the couch fucking thing was the product of someone's imagination, but there is a pretty big non-zero chance it is true.
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    JD: "You know, girl dicks. The thing girls have instead of normal dicks?"

    Girls: "You mean vulvas?"

    JD: "What the fuck is a 'vulva'?"

    Girls: *sigh* "A vagina."

    JD: "What the fuck is a 'vagina'?"

    Girls: "Well, we were going to let you watch us pee, for some reason. We might as well just show you." They show him.

    JD: "AAAAGGHHH!!!1!!" JD runs out of the bathroom, and calls his "bro" Steve using his flip phone.

    Steve: "What the fuck do you want, weirdo? I told you not to call me."

    JD: "Bro, you won't believe what I just saw!"

    Steve: "I'm not your 'bro,' dipshit. I don't even like you."

    JD: "The girls showed me their no-no areas, and they don't have girl dicks. It was weird! Jenny has like a front butt, but it's smaller than the back one. Stephanie had like a hatchet wound that never healed, and Natalie... I don't know, like couch cushons or something."

    Steve: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

    JD: "I don't know, but, I think I'm in love with Natalie now. Do you have her father's number so I can ask his permission to court his daughter? She doesn't get a say, of course."

    Steve: "I'd block your number, but I don't know how because it's 2005 and phones suck right now. Once smart phones are invented though, I'm blocking the hell out of you."

    JD: "Hey, if I ever become vice president, do you think I could make girls show me their weird front butts?"

    Steve: "Heh, the only way you'd ever be vice president is if Donald Trump was the president, and we in 2005 all know something that ridiculous would never happen."

    JD: "I guess you're right. How do trick girls into letting me do stuff to their crotch couches?"

    Steve: "You'd probably have better luck trying to fuck just regular couches."

    JD: "Yeah... yeah!"
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    Really dumb if he borrowed or rented a dog for the occasion because his running mate notoriously hates dogs. :lol:
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    He's had dogs as pets in the past, but folks digging through his social media posts can't find any mentions of him having one until fairly recently.
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    I hereby vow never to make fun of J.D. Vance's beard again.

    It was definitely the right choice.
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