Is Volpone a Douche or a turd?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Muad Dib, Feb 5, 2008.

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Is Volpone a Douche or a Turd?

Poll closed Feb 12, 2008.
  1. Douche

    4 vote(s)
    23.5%
  2. Turd

    1 vote(s)
    5.9%
  3. Doucheturd (teh baba option)

    12 vote(s)
    70.6%
  1. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Any General could be Grant. You just have to have enough troops for cannon fodder.
     
  2. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Bullshit. Were that true, the war would've ended in 1861 under McClellan. Or any of the other generals who were unable to win. Only Grant possessed the vision, determination, skill, and willingness to gamble that it took to stomp the South. He took command and promptly whipped Lee (and every other Confederate commander he faced).
     
  3. Muad Dib

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    He had an ample supply of cannon fodder.
     
  4. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    "Waah, if only we had more troops and more resources and more generals we woulda won"

    :muad: = :(
     
  5. Volpone

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    ...and transportation infrastructure, and competent leadership, and...