Is Volpone a Douche or a turd?

Dammit!

I don't mind Volpone, but I can't not vote for doucheturd!

How about turddouche?

That's just childish.

I must abstain, since I actually kind'a like Volpone. In a proper, manly sort of way, of course.

I had to vote "teh baba," just because.

I must also abstain, without a proper Baba option, I must sit out in protest.

I guess I'd-a gone with "cocksucker". But that isn't an option. So I'll go with "douche".

:flow2:

Hmm. I'll have to abstain, as there's no option for turd burglar.

He prefers his formal title. "Six Time Butt Dart Champion for the Greater Portland Metro Area."

Genuine, bona fide, certified Summer's Eve turd douche.

How can anyone in their right mind be able to not select teh baba option?

Troll of the day?

tehbaba is always teh answer!

Yeah, you need a combo answer.

Douchard? No, too French.

Touche? Well, French, but it works in all sorts of other ways!

A douche bag filled to near-bursting volume with rancid, liquid feces.

For some reason this thread reminds me of our esteemed former Senator from Pennsylvania, the "frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex." Santorumdouche anyone?

turdouchen.

I shoulda put "douchebag" on there too.

That's what I voted for.

Well, this thread went over about as well as Pickett's Charge.

24 posts so far. It's getting there.

Next he'll be giving us lectures on what a great leader Grant was.

More likely that he thinks Lincoln had a cute ass.

Grant's on the $50. I forget: Is Lee on the $20? Or is it the $100?

Takes one to know one, huh?

Do I remember correctly? Didn't you say they were teaching Grant at the War College or something similar?

Expeditionary Warfare School--satellite seminar.

It was funny. The lecturer was from South Carolina, but he had to grudgingly admit Grant was an effective general.