It's almost that time!

Discussion in 'Camp Wordforge' started by Elwood, Mar 2, 2008.

  1. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    So, Scooter, what are the laws regarding open water hedonism in Alabama? Can I assume if the Mrs and I come down we'll get no grief from the Lake Patrol? :ramen:
  2. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    Well they like to watch for a while than make the arrest. :lol: ;)
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  3. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    See thats what I love about living on the gulf...no gawkers if you dont want em.
  4. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    But, I thought you were an exhibitionist. ;)
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  5. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    I've never had any problems. But, the best sex I've had on the boat was in the most private place on it.

    The deck's floorplate is aluminum supported by aluminum I-beams. Swim under the boat, between the pontoons, where no body can see you. She grabs an I beam, backs up against a pontoon (arching her back), and I do my thing. Instant underwater sex-swing with built in rocking motion. :ramen:
  6. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    What? :unsure:

    To much? :ramen:
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    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Swim under the boat...beh. Too much work. Just do the horizontal mambo on deck!
  8. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    What was that Clancy quote about the submariners spotting the couple "horizontal and superimposed"? :)