It's The Weekend, Bitch!

Alright, Faceman! Time to drop your pants below your hips and spank your average pecker in front the warm glow of the monitor. Women love a man who knows how to fondle himself.

Fag.

Actually, some women do like to watch that.

Why is usediesel so obsessed with Face and his orgasms?

Use the PM system for your twisted valentines dude.

He's been trying to get my attention every since I joined.

He loves porn. He spends time carefully selecting and cropping faces from his collection to use as avatars. He's obviously very proud and impressed with what he uses to masturbate.

Most people are.

Not many people in my neck of the woods who need approval for their online "discoveries."

You know this tosspot has the same posting style as that dumb kid who used to come out with this same crap.

Can't remember his name now, he left after getting bitch slapped by everyone.

If it's the weekend, that must mean diesel's parole officer must have let him out of the juvenile correction center on a 2-day pass.

I've made another fan.

I'm sorry, you are?

Dammit, I repped the wrong post.

Stupid avatars.

But hey, thanks for treating me to some of your fine rep points.

I think I like usediesel's style.

He comes on here, seems to make a huuuuge rookie mistake, gets universal scorn for it, but doesn't give a shit and keeps on going, embracing the mistake as his own.

I like it.

If that's the case I can undo those.

Yeah it is.

Why would I have any reason to neg rep you?

It's refreshingly retarded.

Maybe, but at least, when getting dogpiled, he didn't do the usual noob lash out then vanish deal.

"Hahahaha you guys are such pussies! You can't handle my awesomeness! I'm gone pussyes! Hahahaha."

I don't want him to leave. I enjoy the attention.

Yeah, and it's taking the bullshit off of garamet.

This thread is serving a valuable purpose. Keep up the good work.

I've come to the conclusion that Troll is a religious cult.

Its adherents follow a code which supersedes all other codes, be they religious, philosophical, political, etc.

Look at some of the strange alliances this cult has spawned - Sokar and Flashlight, Face and, well, anybody Face can use against the Target of the Hour.

You'd think the conservatives and the religious posters would recognized usediesel as one of their own and embrace him instead of laughing at Face's antics.

Clearly the Cult of Troll transcends.

I'd think everyone that ever whined about rep warfare would throw all their rep at usediesel to frustrate and confound the Rep Warriors.

That said, it's gotta be rough for Face et al. All these worthy targets and only a finite amount of negrep to give.

On this note why don't you tear away from that digital smut and find someone who exists when the powers out. I've heard that people who are touched more live longer. Touch, like laughter, is natures therapy.