John Kerry's face

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  1. Clyde

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    What happened?

    I'm watching him testify at the House Armed committee hearing and his face looks...wrong.

    What sort of plastic surgery has he subjected himself to? :unsure:
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  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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  3. Clyde

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    Hey nothing wrong with getting a little work done but I was genuinely surprised by the change in appearance. I suspect more images will be forthcoming. :D
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    That is weird. He went from looking like the bastard child of Lurch and Droopy Dog to just... Lurch.
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    That long chin has been there all along.

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  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Isn't Long Chin where he was stationed in 'Nam?
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  8. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So, is this a staff meeting for TMZ, or a gaggle of fifth-grade girls? :wtf:
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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Yes.
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    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    He's a Son'a.
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  12. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Saw a picture of him at the FCO yesterday and I couldn't help thinking the botox has made him look like Herman Munster.
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  13. Dayton Kitchens

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    I thought Senator Kerry had cosmetic facial surgery more than a decade or two ago. Well before he even ran for president.
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  14. Muad Dib

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    Oh that was for a hemorrhoid removal.
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  15. John Castle

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    Didn't take, apparently.
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    Don't laugh, as kids we had a girl in our neighborhood who had skin from her ass grafted onto her face after she was burned. She was know as "ass-face" growing up. She turned out pretty hot actually.
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    Was there a difference between a blowjob and anal with her?
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  19. Dayton Kitchens

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    IIRC, women that suffer severe burns to their faces where their lips are burned off frequently have skin grafts from their vagina to build new lips.
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    We'll see how good ya'll look at age 70. :yaoming:
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    Motherfucker, please. :dayton:
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  22. Uncle Albert

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    That is a challenge that can only be issued alongside a current picture of yourself.

    Unless you're scared, of course.
  23. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    It wasn't a challenge, it was an observation. If you want a challenge, try finding any post where I've criticized a specific poster's looks. Good hunting.

    The last time I posted a photo here - for about 10 seconds - Jamey-boy grabbed it for his "gallery." Ask him; he's probably still got it, though he may have to 'shop out the dart holes.

    If PMs took attachments, I'd send you a photo. Alternatively, I can email you one. But there's no way I'm ever posting another photo here, not even for 10 seconds. Too many of my "fans" (Hi, Face!) get too excited.
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    See, it's no good if only I can see it, because I'd never be the asshole who shared it. Your "some of them" need to see it, too. In the interest of fairness. Otherwise, you're issuing criticisms without exposing yourself to any in return.

    Unless "look like now" was meant as a compliment.
  25. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Again, you can try to characterize it as a dozen things other than what it was, viz., an observation.

    Or have you not noticed that very often the people who are most critical of someone else's looks tend to be less than perfect human specimens themselves?

    What I will compliment is the fact that some people do have the courage to post photos of themselves in this place, given the love we all show each other. It's the :ohnoes: "No one can ever see me!" ones you have to wonder about.

    For example, has anyone ever seen a photo of Clyde? :chris:
  26. Uncle Albert

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    That was the general point I was trying to make, yes.
  27. Volpone

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    OK. First off, John Kerry posts here?

    Second, I'm pretty sure you had that photo AS YOUR FREAKIN' AVATAR for a good bit. So spare us the butthurt.
  28. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Okay, so that's not me. Tamar and Face and Flashy and K1A and everyone but his uncle went combing the Internetz as soon as I joined here and posted that screen-cap from the STIV DVD, and Tamar and Face made some "clever" photoshops with it under the rubric that I was a "public figure" and it was okay.

    Now, of course, that's since been outlawed. But the time or two that I've posted a photo in good faith, there's been much frivolity, which I find peculiar. I have no delusions about my looks, and no desire to pretend they're something other than what they are. I'm not "beautiful," but I'm not "ugly," either. And I've been fortunate enough to rely on my abilities, not the luck of the gene pool.

    I find this thread particularly amusing, because it's usually the women politicians (and even politicians' wives) who get trashed for their looks often by people who, well...

    When and why did physical attractiveness become a criterion for holding public office - or even for being married to a politician - anyway?

    That Clyde's chosen to try to be "edgy" by dishing on a male politician - who, P.S., has never been a candidate for a GQ cover - makes one wonder what a paragon of beauty Clyde himself must be.
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    Are you sure you're not an actress? You have an uncanny ability to hijack a thread that has nothing to do with you, then you make it all about you and then respond with indignance when people start calling you on the shit you conjure up. You must be a glutton for internet masochism--if there is such a thing.